Episodio 28: Noticias - Miss Universo 2021

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00:00:30 - Welcome to the most fun delivery of all this week, this week we brought you some news.

00:00:40 - Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:00:43 - Yes, of course.

00:00:44 - So that you can breathe.

00:00:45 - Well, the only father of this news is that he has to do with my mother Yalitza, right?

00:00:48 - Is that right?

00:00:49 - Yalitza?

00:00:50 - Yes, of course.

00:00:51 - Yalitza.

00:00:52 - I didn't do it again.

00:00:53 - I didn't do it again.

00:00:54 - But Yalitza is the champion of the double.

00:00:57 - No, no, no.

00:01:00 - Yes, Martín.

00:01:01 - So you didn't do that, right?

00:01:03 - No, no, he didn't.

00:01:05 - I didn't do my best.

00:01:07 - Today we're in Mantes, because Mexico wants to win.

00:01:11 - And Percuridito likes you.

00:01:12 - That's right, he does too.

00:01:13 - Besides, who's the winner?

00:01:15 - Well, it's not媒很好.

00:01:17 - Right, it's not.

00:01:18 - Of course, it is a Mexican, but it's a Mies universe.

00:01:20 - It's awesome.

00:01:22 - It's the third season of the third媒,

00:01:26 - This is the one that represents Mexico the most.

00:01:29 - I mean, not Norena.

00:01:30 - I mean...

00:01:31 - Well, no, no, no.

00:01:32 - No, no, no.

00:01:33 - I'm not a Norena.

00:01:34 - Not even so cool.

00:01:35 - No, no, no, no.

00:01:36 - I'm not going to leave the country and go alone.

00:01:38 - You don't have to pretend.

00:01:41 - I didn't understand.

00:01:42 - I don't want to leave the country.

00:01:44 - I don't even need to be so cool.

00:01:45 - I'm not going to leave the country.

00:01:47 - I don't want to leave the country.

00:01:48 - No, no, no.

00:01:49 - No, no, very well.

00:01:50 - Very well.

00:01:51 - Okay, but who doesn't organize the vice-universe?

00:01:53 - Donald Trump.

00:01:54 - Yes.

00:01:55 - Thank you Donald Trump

00:01:57 - You can let him win, but there was one

00:01:59 - I didn't see that the Colombian complained that there was...

00:02:03 - That he had been hit

00:02:05 - That there had been corruption

00:02:07 - Look, for what kind of corruption do you go to your country?

00:02:13 - This is a contest, man

00:02:14 - He started saying that there was corruption in the middle of...

00:02:16 - You want to know more?

00:02:17 - And one day, and the other, he also said that there was a problem...

00:02:20 - He was from Burma, and he was going to the boat

00:02:22 - And he was going to put it in the box, but he said they had seen a check of 40 million passing through there.

00:02:27 - He was a policeman.

00:02:29 - He was a policeman.

00:02:31 - He was a policeman, but running like Mr. Bing.

00:02:35 - That's why he won.

00:02:36 - He didn't come back.

00:02:38 - And this is for who?

00:02:39 - And who is this?

00:02:40 - For the judge.

00:02:41 - How's the lady called?

00:02:43 - The lady named Ambulu.

00:02:45 - Andrea.

00:02:46 - The little lady of the church.

00:02:47 - The little lady of the church.

00:02:48 - The big lady.

00:02:49 - The big lady of the church.

00:02:50 - The big lady of the church.

00:02:51 - The big lady of the church.

00:02:52 - I think it was Andrés Mesta, but the Torrón Fagüines, the north guy, the north guy, always representing me.

00:03:00 - Solucionando los pedos de México, this is very exciting.

00:03:04 - When are we going to see Maldito, so that the north guy does not know?

00:03:08 - Very well, but not that much.

00:03:10 - But that he came out in a typical outfit of Alembrige and all the pedos, right?

00:03:14 - He looks more like Mushu, he has a very good look.

00:03:17 - He has a very good look.

00:03:19 - Hmm, no.

00:03:20 - ¿Cómo buenos mexicanos ningún huevo no se muerdan?

00:03:23 - Me estoy diciendo que no, me estoy preguntando...

00:03:28 - Y claro, me he dicho que no me estoy perdiendo el hilo.

00:03:31 - Me Duerdo a mi, pero lo que yo voy...

00:03:33 - Acaba de ganar una mexicana de dos gregos, un inmerso, bello, ya sé, la mujer más bella del mundo es mexicana.

00:03:43 - El día de hoy es el...

00:03:46 - It's Mexican.

00:03:47 - It's Mexican.

00:03:48 - It's Mexican.

00:03:49 - It's Mexican.

00:03:50 - It's Mexican.

00:03:51 - It's Mexican.

00:03:52 - It's Mexican.

00:03:53 - It's Mexican.

00:03:54 - It's Mexican.

00:03:55 - It's Mexican.

00:03:56 - It's Mexican.

00:03:57 - It's Mexican.

00:03:58 - It's Mexican.

00:03:59 - It's Mexican.

00:04:00 - It's Mexican.

00:04:01 - It's Mexican.

00:04:02 - It's Mexican.

00:04:03 - It's Mexican.

00:04:04 - It's Mexican.

00:04:05 - It's Mexican.

00:04:06 - It's Mexican.

00:04:07 - It's Mexican.

00:04:08 - It's Mexican.

00:04:09 - It's Mexican.

00:04:10 - It's Mexican.

00:04:11 - It's Mexican.

00:04:12 - It's Mexican.

00:04:13 - It's Mexican.

00:04:14 - That's right.

00:04:15 - I'm not doing my show, I'm recording a video.

00:04:19 - A tamita got into the channel.

00:04:21 - Look, it has a property, right?

00:04:24 - It has a property.

00:04:25 - Various.

00:04:26 - No, but a lot of money.

00:04:28 - It's like a joke.

00:04:29 - But don't forget that if you pass this part...

00:04:31 - Did you see it?

00:04:32 - No.

00:04:33 - Really, right?

00:04:34 - You know what he said?

00:04:35 - Mexico for the Mexican.

00:04:37 - Mexico is always faithful and I'm happy.

00:04:39 - Mexico is the shit, this.

00:04:40 - You're alive, you're dead.

00:04:41 - You're alive, you're dead.

00:04:43 - This is the first time I've seen you in Miami, Bang!

00:04:46 - Yes, in Miami, Bang!

00:04:47 - And then he said, where's my cheque?

00:04:49 - And Mr. Vincor came out of the back.

00:04:51 - But what did he say?

00:04:52 - He said, the linea 2 was tense, right?

00:04:55 - The linea 2 was tense and he wanted us to...

00:04:58 - What do you earn from the applause of the audience?

00:05:00 - A money, man!

00:05:02 - A money with contracts with modeling agencies, markers...

00:05:06 - No, no, no!

00:05:07 - How much? How much?

00:05:08 - A million-dollar money!

00:05:08 - If he was the best old man in the world!

00:05:10 - A million-dollar money!

00:05:12 - Ok, so, comment your match.

00:05:14 - Very good, how about that?

00:05:16 - A pack of the Feras Caral.

00:05:20 - A robbery of the Tamsun, one of the most famous of the year.

00:05:24 - A robbery of the Nene, dude.

00:05:26 - A robbery of the Nene.

00:05:28 - His Ecuador.

00:05:30 - He won the game, he was the one who got the figure.

00:05:32 - What's the prize?

00:05:34 - The mother Nene, dude.

00:05:36 - The title of mother Nene.

00:05:38 - And the sufferer of the Nene.

00:05:40 - And some mingles pistachios.

00:05:42 - Oh, very good.

00:05:44 - Some gelatine nails.

00:05:46 - No, no, no, no.

00:05:48 - They don't wash the traces.

00:05:50 - Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:05:52 - You have to pay for every week.

00:05:54 - But if you don't kill them, they won't take you.

00:05:56 - But only the hotel.

00:05:58 - Yes, they have to pay for all the changes.

00:06:00 - And how did you get your make-up done?

00:06:02 - Well, it was a good week.

00:06:04 - I got my make-up done.

00:06:06 - I got my make-up done.

00:06:08 - And some of the series that were the last ones that were in the series were sad.

00:06:11 - They were in the series.

00:06:13 - They were in the series.

00:06:14 - No, no, no.

00:06:15 - How much is that?

00:06:16 - They took the special ones from the Toro.

00:06:20 - They didn't leave much to the series.

00:06:22 - They said they wouldn't see it there.

00:06:24 - They were telling you that they would have the image of a class now.

00:06:28 - There's a very good meme.

00:06:30 - They sold me at Andrea.

00:06:32 - There's a very good meme that says that you're seeing the new universe.

00:06:36 - I'm seeing a new conductor of come to the joy.

00:06:39 - A egg?

00:06:40 - Of course.

00:06:41 - No, but the net is very cool.

00:06:42 - Very cool that...

00:06:44 - Outside of the mummy, that's great.

00:06:45 - It's very good.

00:06:46 - It's sad that...

00:06:47 - Sad that...

00:06:48 - You don't have a new conductor for everyone to call him a dog, right?

00:06:51 - No, no.

00:06:52 - No, no, no, no.

00:06:54 - No, no.

00:06:54 - Chiron.

00:06:55 - This...

00:06:56 - It's obvious that we're in elections because everyone evaluated him three areas of shame.

00:07:00 - There's nothing.

00:07:02 - I'm sorry, I didn't tell you.

00:07:03 - I didn't tell you, dude.

00:07:04 - I didn't tell you.

00:07:05 - It's true that the internet is...

00:07:07 - The 15-year-olds are not born in any Chilean country.

00:07:10 - And we're waiting for the case of...

00:07:17 - And you're like a fucking middle-aged guy.

00:07:19 - And your coach is a little chicharito.

00:07:22 - No.

00:07:23 - No, a little chicharito.

00:07:24 - You've learned it from the start.

00:07:26 - You were very smart.

00:07:28 - But...

00:07:29 - It's just the discourse.

00:07:31 - That no one in Mexico is like the canelo.

00:07:33 - Everyone says that all Mexicans are the worst enemies of the world.

00:07:36 - And the truth is that the Mexicans are the worst enemies of the world.

00:07:41 - Checo, Chico, Chicanelo.

00:07:43 - At least the best public there are the worst enemies of the world.

00:07:46 - They give an image that you can do many things.

00:07:49 - I think that the mentality...

00:07:52 - I think that's the mentality of...

00:07:54 - The 80's mentality, 70's mentality, and a little 90's mentality of the Mexicans

00:07:59 - It stayed only in the Cross-Azul, because all the others evolved.

00:08:03 - They were Mexican, they saw they could win the Cross-Azul.

00:08:05 - Yes.

00:08:05 - That's one of them.

00:08:07 - The problem is that in the Cross-Azul I'm so used to losing, because when you want to take it with you, it's a...

00:08:11 - Right.

00:08:12 - I mean, they're going to do Cross-Azul.

00:08:14 - So what happens when you say, do you win this time?

00:08:17 - Okay, we're going to do the line 12 of the metro.

00:08:20 - Oh, wow.

00:08:20 - Yeah, love, you're going to do something with each other.

00:08:24 - You're going to do whatever you want.

00:08:25 - I mean, let's give a big round of applause to the Mexicans who are my shit.

00:08:33 - Because we are all of them.

00:08:35 - It's part of that Mexican thing.

00:08:36 - Idiot, thank you Mexican.

00:08:38 - Weights trains and does a whole shit about how many years to get to my universe.

00:08:43 - What do you know?

00:08:44 - It's been a year, right?

00:08:45 - It's been a year.

00:08:46 - It's been a year.

00:08:47 - It's been a year.

00:08:48 - It's been a year.

00:08:49 - It's been a year.

00:08:50 - It's been a year.

00:08:51 - It's been a year.

00:08:52 - It's been a year.

00:08:53 - On the other side, wait wait wait.

00:08:55 - If you're going to tell me it's a joke, you're going to do it.

00:08:57 - Do it in pre-season

00:08:58 - You're going to do it there, dude.

00:08:59 - No dude.

00:09:00 - How do you train it?

00:09:01 - I mean...

00:09:02 - There's a lot of training.

00:09:04 - The gym is in the way.

00:09:05 - No man, this doesn't work.

00:09:07 - Of course, the gym is in the way.

00:09:09 - And you say, mom don't answer, this is it.

00:09:11 - You have to train with heels correctly.

00:09:14 - No, but...

00:09:15 - There are some things that are annoying.

00:09:17 - And then, miss Mexico and...

00:09:19 - Yes, no?

00:09:20 - Yes, yes, of course.

00:09:21 - But what is the training?

00:09:22 - What's your training?

00:09:24 - I don't know, ask Lupita Jones and she's the one who takes them off.

00:09:27 - She's probably the one who takes them off.

00:09:29 - She's like a bastard, I suppose.

00:09:31 - I imagine she must have some kind of training in this age group, like walking, or what do you say?

00:09:35 - No, the street, no, the street.

00:09:37 - Mica, you're a beautiful woman, but you have to understand, you don't talk too much.

00:09:41 - You should go to the math classes.

00:09:43 - I think they also went up a lot.

00:09:45 - Surely, because there are a lot of...

00:09:47 - There are a lot of students...

00:09:48 - She's something...

00:09:50 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:10:20 - I don't think I'm the shit, but the bastard is this guy

00:10:23 - He's the messager

00:10:24 - He's the messager

00:10:26 - Ok, something that...

00:10:27 - A message to the women in power in Mexico

00:10:29 - What?

00:10:30 - What?

00:10:31 - To the...

00:10:32 - To the one who invented the gas pump

00:10:34 - I mean...

00:10:35 - To the...

00:10:36 - Granadero

00:10:37 - I don't know

00:10:38 - The madresota, how do you say it?

00:10:39 - No

00:10:40 - Something like that, right?

00:10:41 - Yes

00:10:42 - The Doña Huevotes

00:10:43 - The Doña Huevotes

00:10:44 - The Doña Huevotes

00:10:45 - Lady Huevotes

00:10:46 - Lady Huevotes

00:10:47 - Ok

00:10:48 - This guy won, right?

00:10:49 - I wish you a happy birthday.

00:10:51 - It's cool, isn't it?

00:10:53 - It's cool.

00:10:54 - Sacrifices the kids of moms, right?

00:10:55 - Yeah, I eat.

00:10:56 - Especially?

00:10:57 - No, no, no.

00:10:58 - I mean...

00:10:59 - I wish you were a little bit like...

00:11:01 - That's the stereotype, isn't it?

00:11:02 - That's the stereotype, isn't it?

00:11:03 - That's the stereotype, isn't it?

00:11:04 - That's the stereotype, isn't it?

00:11:05 - That's the stereotype, isn't it?

00:11:06 - No!

00:11:07 - No?

00:11:08 - No?

00:11:09 - No?

00:11:10 - No?

00:11:11 - No?

00:11:12 - No?

00:11:13 - No?

00:11:14 - No?

00:11:15 - No?

00:11:16 - No?

00:11:17 - No?

00:11:18 - You know what?

00:11:20 - We're from Mamones.

00:11:22 - No, but right now...

00:11:24 - You really need to be prepared.

00:11:26 - It's more than that.

00:11:28 - It's a time when you're like...

00:11:30 - It's been a long time since I asked them about something.

00:11:32 - It's been a long time.

00:11:34 - You're still confused, right?

00:11:36 - Confused?

00:11:38 - You're already in a speech.

00:11:40 - It's like you're in a show, right?

00:11:42 - You have to have...

00:11:44 - You don't have a career.

00:11:46 - And that contest is also made in the middle of it.

00:11:50 - Oh, boy, you're a pro-gamer.

00:11:52 - Let's go, you know.

00:11:53 - But that thing is already feminist.

00:11:55 - There's a pinch of exploitation there, bastard.

00:11:57 - It's not worth it, bastard.

00:11:58 - My friend, it's not worth it.

00:12:00 - It's not worth it, it's just about winning.

00:12:02 - It's the money that's going to be spent in the next ten years.

00:12:04 - And the others?

00:12:05 - And the others?

00:12:05 - It's going to be very sad.

00:12:06 - It's going to be very, very sad, bastard.

00:12:08 - It's going to be very, very sad, bastard.

00:12:10 - It's going to be very, very sad.

00:12:10 - It's going to be very, very sad, bastard.

00:12:11 - It's going to be very, very sad, bastard.

00:12:13 - Okay.

00:12:13 - It's going to be very, very sad, bastard.

00:12:15 - Ok, say goodbye to the ladies of the Canaries, who love you too.

00:12:18 - Ok, see you in Cesare.

00:12:20 - See you in Cesare.

00:12:21 - Goodbye.