Episodio 39: Noticias - Los mejores candidatos 2021
00:00:30 - Welcome to the
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00:00:42 - We are going to do our election
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00:00:44 - Are you going to do elections?
00:00:45 - Elections or...
00:00:47 - Ah elections, go
00:00:48 - Elections
00:00:49 - The new elections
00:00:50 - It is with the Chinese Titanic
00:00:52 - Welcome to the Gats
00:00:54 - The time of elections
00:00:55 - The time of
00:00:56 - Where you can
00:00:57 - If you want to receive the best lady, you can sell your vote in about 100 to 100 bars.
00:01:03 - Or by a screen.
00:01:04 - You can give her a screen and vote for whoever you want.
00:01:06 - It's a great system.
00:01:07 - It's a great system.
00:01:08 - There you go.
00:01:09 - Yes, man.
00:01:10 - You have to take advantage of the amount of money your mother gives you.
00:01:13 - Here, Chava is giving money in case they look for it.
00:01:15 - Here she is giving money for the vote of...
00:01:17 - I don't know if she wants it.
00:01:19 - But the logo is blue.
00:01:21 - The logo is blue.
00:01:23 - The blue cross?
00:01:24 - She won.
00:01:25 - The blue cross.
00:01:26 - The blue one?
00:01:27 - Yes.
00:01:28 - Ok.
00:01:29 - Let's talk about all the...
00:01:31 - How many months have we been...
...watching... ...shitty shows... ...of...00:01:37 - It's one of the best...
...candidates. 3 months. 3 months of campaign. 3 years of campaign.00:01:44 - Yes.
00:01:45 - Since 2006 we've been watching the campaign.
00:01:47 - But...
00:01:48 - How many months?
00:01:49 - We've been watching it for 3 months.
00:01:51 - The electoral process is 3 months of campaign.
00:01:53 - Samuelito knows how to do it, because he's been with her for a long time.
00:01:55 - Yeah, Samuelito knows how to do it, but he's a good kid.
00:01:59 - I know, but he's a good guy.
00:02:02 - But he's not in my campaign.
00:02:04 - The guy who made all that mess, a fucking beast.
00:02:07 - I mean, the one who takes her to the campaign...
00:02:09 - Shingo.
00:02:10 - Jordy Rosado. He's the one who says that.
00:02:12 - Oh?
00:02:12 - Yeah, Jordy Rosado.
00:02:13 - He already interviewed him.
00:02:15 - This...
00:02:16 - Broso.
00:02:17 - Oh, well.
00:02:17 - The other guy.
00:02:19 - Loreto.
00:02:19 - Loreto.
00:02:20 - I want to interview him.
00:02:21 - I haven't seen the interview, because...
00:02:22 - Come on, tell me what you think.
00:02:24 - The back is better than the back.
00:02:26 - Is it good?
00:02:28 - The back is better.
00:02:30 - The back is better than the back.
00:02:32 - Ah, the back is better.
00:02:34 - It's good.
00:02:36 - The back is better.
00:02:38 - But hey, it's been really cool.
00:02:42 - Everything these bastards have done to win their vote.
00:02:46 - I think it's a good idea.
00:02:48 - From the guy who dances well,
00:02:50 - And he says, dance!
00:02:52 - The one that came out of the coffin?
00:02:54 - Of the coffin.
00:02:56 - The Samuel with the pins with plastic and love.
00:03:00 - With the machete.
00:03:02 - Besides, all that golf.
00:03:04 - Of course.
00:03:06 - Of course.
00:03:08 - All that part of the campaign.
00:03:10 - We had more fun.
00:03:12 - The tiktokers.
00:03:14 - The tiktokers.
00:03:16 - This was a very, very media campaign.
00:03:20 - And I think it was one of the most ridiculous companies we've had.
00:03:24 - Why? Because thanks to social media?
00:03:27 - Why?
00:03:28 - Because...
00:03:29 - And no.
00:03:30 - Yes, well for me...
00:03:32 - But for that, Genitalica...
00:03:33 - Ah, Genitalica.
00:03:34 - Ah, greetings to the Benes.
00:03:35 - Greetings to the Benes.
00:03:36 - Ah, yes, the Paquita, dude.
00:03:38 - No, it's not that it's...
00:03:39 - It's not that it's crying.
00:03:41 - I don't know what I'm doing here.
00:03:42 - MMMMMM
00:03:44 - I don't know why it happened
00:03:45 - So we had more time, man
00:03:47 - Almost like 4 or 5 months
00:03:49 - It was like a direct candidate
00:03:52 - It was like a candidate
00:03:54 - What a candidate
00:03:55 - I didn't start the campaign like this
00:03:58 - Ok
00:04:00 - The point is that these elections
00:04:02 - Thanks to social networks, TikTok
00:04:04 - Instagram, facebook
00:04:07 - The politicians realized that
00:04:09 - People are good at playing
00:04:11 - And we're going to see them too.
00:04:13 - But we're going to create this empathy.
00:04:15 - Don't you propose Niberga?
00:04:18 - This campaign was like a reality show, right?
00:04:20 - Yes, it was like a big world of academia, man.
00:04:23 - Not all together, man. It was like the island, man.
00:04:25 - It was like a reality show, man.
00:04:27 - I mean, it was like the line show, man.
00:04:29 - It was like the line show, man.
00:04:30 - It was like the line show, man.
00:04:31 - You brought your little brother from different ways.
00:04:34 - That's right, but it was like the island, man.
00:04:35 - Yes, I mean...
00:04:36 - I was talking about it on the way.
00:04:38 - It was a fucking TV show, man.
00:04:40 - But also Mario Delgado, right?
00:04:44 - That also...
00:04:45 - I mean, all these fucking elections are the same, right?
00:04:48 - Why? Because they're going with all...
...liberal observers.00:04:52 - Also, there's been an attack.
00:04:54 - This is also the most beautiful time in the world where everyone takes off their fucking shoes, right?
00:04:58 - And where my ass hurts, man.
00:05:00 - And they throw shit, but the next protest was, and I already told you in the old part, and they pass tickets, right?
00:05:06 - That's right, man.
00:05:07 - But well, let's go to the point that we were always defending, that we have taken it to the Cuspide.
00:05:13 - Morena is the wave.
00:05:14 - No.
00:05:15 - No, no, no.
00:05:16 - Alfredo Adan.
00:05:17 - Que ese fue nuestro copo.
00:05:18 - Alfredo.
00:05:18 - Desde el inicio.
00:05:20 - Desde el inicio fue Samuel.
00:05:21 - Bueno, Samuel.
00:05:22 - Samuel, Samuel.
00:05:23 - Y también, al Mariana.
00:05:24 - Al Mariana.
00:05:24 - Mariana, y más, fíjate, más que Samuel es Mariana.
00:05:27 - Sí, porque no ha podido ni a ella.
00:05:29 - Y esto varios reportajes, yo no le, realmente ese cabón tiene tanto pincha, puy seguidores, pues, por Mariana Rodríguez.
00:05:36 - Pues sí, güey.
00:05:36 - Ya le he dicho, hay gente que va a las, como empezó todo de él cuando le dijo que no se era la pierna,
00:05:42 - ¿no?
00:05:42 - Ah, sí, ahí, ahí.
00:05:44 - There we saw the birth of a star.
00:05:46 - And then the foster one.
00:05:48 - Yes.
00:05:49 - And then...
00:05:50 - Here you see...
00:05:51 - He confused me with the goal...
00:05:53 - His goal was to score a goal...
00:05:55 - With a goal, with a goal, with a goal...
00:05:57 - With a goal, with a goal...
00:05:58 - With a goal, with a goal...
00:05:59 - With a goal for the baby...
00:06:00 - With a goal for the baby...
00:06:01 - You guys are the same without fathers.
00:06:02 - And it's okay that they eat something, hey.
00:06:04 - I think they took the kids to the gym.
00:06:06 - They have a lot of...
00:06:09 - I mean everyone is just...
00:06:11 - And you know like when you get to the gym...
00:06:13 - I mean, I've seen it before.
00:06:15 - But I've seen it before.
00:06:17 - Well, I mean, I've seen it before.
00:06:19 - I've seen it before.
00:06:21 - But, I think it's true.
00:06:23 - I've seen a ridiculous pincher in my dog's life.
00:06:26 - The most shitty pincher in my life.
00:06:29 - We saw several dead pins being revived.
00:06:31 - Ricardo Anaya is cheating on people for buying cajuamas instead of paying for electricity.
00:06:35 - You guys are the ones who are the ones who are going to tell me to spend my money.
00:06:39 - Yes, of course.
00:06:41 - I was trying, but it didn't work out.
00:06:44 - But it worked out great.
00:06:46 - Adam was making me feel bad.
00:06:48 - That was a pre-campaign in 2020.
00:06:51 - Yeah, but it was like...
00:06:53 - It was a campaign that also worked for the Metro, right?
00:06:56 - Oh!
00:06:57 - You already know the world thanks to the Metro, you already know the world, look!
00:07:02 - It's so good.
00:07:04 - This one there, the one from Salgado en Bacedón.
00:07:09 - And that was the only thing that ended up winning.
00:07:11 - So, it ended up winning and he said,
00:07:13 - No, it didn't.
00:07:14 - It was my daughter.
00:07:15 - But...
00:07:17 - What's going to happen?
00:07:19 - Oh, I see.
00:07:20 - What's going to happen?
00:07:22 - Well, right now everyone is just kidding because they don't vote for Morena and then they go out to other...
00:07:29 - They go to the house saying that...
00:07:31 - What do you see in hell?
00:07:32 - What do you see in hell and the perfect dictatorship?
00:07:34 - So it's...
00:07:35 - Well, everyone is already intervening.
00:07:37 - How were the presidential elections?
00:07:40 - That was Belinda and all these bastards?
00:07:42 - It's just that...
00:07:43 - Mother of God.
00:07:45 - They're screwed up because...
00:07:47 - You can see the...
the... the division of opinions between... between the people.00:07:53 - I think the canela's vote was a curtain of a mass.
00:07:55 - Yes, yes.
00:07:56 - In fact, they nationalized the J Balming, so that I could vote for a more...
00:08:01 - Now.
00:08:02 - A more...
00:08:03 - The question is that...
00:08:06 - You can see the fucking division between the ones I did and the ones I didn't see.
00:08:11 - But on the one hand they say, I died because of the fucking cancer, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:14 - But on the other hand they say, it's fucking pre-angel, but...
00:08:18 - But it's more noticeable that the presidential elections, no.
00:08:21 - I mean, there are already fucking people.
00:08:23 - Because when Andro was the last time, people already knew who the mother was, and it was that he was right.
00:08:31 - But this time, I do feel that it will be more...
00:08:34 - There is a fifty-fifty, the watchers would say.
00:08:37 - They asked us in the envivo, who is going to vote?
00:08:42 - The vote is free and secret.
00:08:43 - Free and secret, and you're not going to force me to say that I'm going to vote for Moray.
00:08:46 - I'm going to send you money and I'm going to vote because I don't believe in the electorate.
00:08:49 - I forgot to go through it.
00:08:50 - I don't know, man.
00:08:51 - I don't know.
00:08:53 - But you knew that you were going to vote, right?
00:08:55 - Yes.
00:08:56 - But why?
00:08:57 - Because of my Carlos Alina de Goa.
00:08:58 - Ariman, Ariman.
00:08:59 - The random vote.
00:09:00 - The random vote.
00:09:01 - They're going to vote.
00:09:02 - The random vote.
00:09:03 - Are you going to vote?
00:09:04 - Yes, of course.
00:09:05 - Are you going to vote?
00:09:06 - Yes, of course.
00:09:07 - I hope so.
00:09:08 - I'm going to record a live show outside of a casino in Lentora, brother.
00:09:12 - Let's see if there's any more.
00:09:13 - I'm just going to go see what's going on.
00:09:15 - I don't think so.
00:09:16 - Here?
00:09:17 - Here?
00:09:18 - I don't think so.
00:09:19 - In Guanajuato I don't think so.
00:09:20 - Because we already know where we're going.
00:09:23 - It's been peaceful.
00:09:24 - It's been peaceful.
00:09:25 - It's been without violence.
00:09:26 - It's been...
00:09:27 - But apart from that, you already know where you're going to go.
00:09:30 - I mean...
00:09:31 - I agree.
00:09:32 - There are agreements that you can't buy and that's it, but on the one hand it's okay.
00:09:38 - What do you think happens in these elections in Salvatore?
00:09:41 - The same thing that happens in all of them.
00:09:43 - I think it's going to be so much to see that the officialism continues.
00:09:46 - Yes, it's going to continue.
00:09:48 - I think that if, in some cases, it's going to be too much.
00:09:53 - Morena is going, and the chingas are going to start.
00:09:57 - What have you lost on your lips?
00:09:59 - It's not satan, it's moreen, really.
00:10:01 - Yeah, no, your dad didn't do it either.
00:10:03 - No, no, no, nothing more than this.
00:10:05 - This shows a little bit more.
00:10:09 - Thank you, we went to the middle of the road.
00:10:11 - What do you want?
00:10:12 - Let's go!
00:10:13 - Barbi!
00:10:14 - Hey, keep going!
00:10:16 - She's a faithful follower, right?
00:10:19 - She's a great fan, she's a great fan.
00:10:20 - She's a great fan, she's a great fan.
00:10:22 - If you want to participate, we have to finish it.
00:10:23 - Of course.
00:10:26 - Eh?
00:10:26 - He died of covid
00:10:30 - No
00:10:31 - No
00:10:32 - He has vacations
00:10:33 - In the Bayonet
00:10:34 - He's been resting
00:10:35 - He's been resting in the deep
00:10:36 - Who's beenubs in Rosado?
00:10:38 - Who's beenubs in Rosado
00:10:39 - Rosado
00:10:40 - We're back?
300:10:42 - We're back, where's the blond?
00:10:44 - No, but you're going to cut it
00:10:45 - No
00:10:47 - Ok, ok
00:10:49 - So, what I'll say is that obviously with Moren is more visible
00:10:54 - All this shit because of the social networks that the big media was part of it.
00:10:59 - It influenced a lot the opinion of the man.
00:11:02 - But tell me, you also have to be realistic.
00:11:05 - No.
00:11:06 - You also have to be realistic.
00:11:07 - You also have to see that in all the shit, all the teachings, the president's shit...
00:11:13 - It wasn't the campaign of the lices.
00:11:14 - It wasn't the campaign when he was talking about power magic.
00:11:17 - No, and when he said we were...
00:11:19 - No, no, no.
00:11:20 - What do you mean? Tell me, what game, in what electrical process did you do?
00:11:25 - I mean, when I was in Calderón, the stick was like this.
00:11:29 - When you were in the city?
00:11:31 - When I was in Calderón.
00:11:32 - We just picked up the ones that we didn't pick up.
00:11:35 - Did you run out of dead bodies?
00:11:36 - Did you run out of dead bodies?
00:11:37 - Or did you fall into the system?
00:11:39 - I mean, the big ones, right?
00:11:41 - No, the discreet ones.
00:11:42 - Those were elegant ones.
00:11:44 - They were very elegant.
00:11:46 - Of course, Finland could do it.
00:11:48 - We could have seen that, but we still have like 120 million of cars left.
00:11:53 - The thing is that this is going to happen all the time.
00:11:59 - Why? Because the president of the power is obviously trying to keep it.
00:12:05 - Do you think it's still going to be the same?
00:12:10 - I mean, I'm not talking about the government that is right now.
00:12:15 - In the political party, the congress and the political party, do you think that if it goes on, it will change?
00:12:23 - In the congress, if it's not going to be as exciting as it was in this election, it's going to have a majority, or at least allies that are going to give it those votes that are missing.
00:12:35 - I feel like it's not going to happen.
00:12:37 - If it's going to be a lot of votes, and if it's a lot of gritty and shit, but we've seen it for the past few years,
00:12:43 - All the same electoral process.
00:12:45 - I don't think there's going to be a change.
00:12:47 - Moreno is going to keep doing what he does.
00:12:49 - Presidente is going to keep doing what he does.
00:12:51 - Okay, the polls are going to win.
00:12:55 - I think they're going to win with the majority.
00:12:57 - And they're going to think badly.
00:12:59 - They're going to say what they know and what they're going to do.
00:13:03 - And what state are they going to change?
00:13:05 - They're going to change.
00:13:07 - They're going to change.
00:13:09 - I don't give a shit.
00:13:11 - No, it's not a game.
00:13:13 - No, it's not a game.
00:13:15 - It's a municipal one.
00:13:17 - And I think it's a local congress.
00:13:19 - I think it's like the ones that are...
the ones that are changed by governor.00:13:23 - It's renewed to the parliament's camera.
00:13:27 - Municipalities and the mess.
00:13:31 - And the...
the parliament's camera...00:13:37 - Is the camera on?
00:13:39 - Seenado is six years old, right?
00:13:41 - I don't know.
00:13:42 - I think it's six years old.
00:13:43 - You know I'm just a little boy.
00:13:45 - You know I'm a simple mythical niche.
00:13:47 - You think you're looking for a lawyer?
00:13:49 - No.
00:13:50 - A salvation.
00:13:51 - No.
00:13:53 - I'm like the one who's better known as Saul.
00:13:56 - Like the one in The Simpsons.
00:13:58 - Mark the name of the one in The Simpsons.
00:14:01 - Like Saul Guttman.
00:14:03 - No, not the one in The Simpsons.
ok00:14:07 - At the end of the day
00:14:09 - You are a citizen
00:14:11 - Who has the right to vote and you exercise your ass you are like a shithead
00:14:19 - You make your ass go
00:14:21 - You make your ass go
00:14:23 - I'm asking you to keep your ass in the street please
00:14:27 - You keep your ass
00:14:29 - You keep your ass
00:14:31 - First of all you don't vote
00:14:33 - If they get out of the ring I'll be a fan of the band.
00:14:39 - They're the ones who got the money they got.
00:14:43 - That's what we do, we get it.
00:14:45 - To get out of the ring is a bunch of pants.
00:14:48 - Ok, so, yeah, it's all about the pants.
00:14:51 - Get out of the ring, be happy to cry.
00:14:59 - They pick up a box of cigarettes with a shit box.
00:15:02 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:15:32 - With this, we say goodbye!