Julio  6, 2021

Episode 31: Noticias - El TITANIC chino

Te contamos al estilo de Entre Gatos todo lo relacionado con el nuevo y mejorado Titanic made in China.
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00:00:30 - Well, welcome to Tragazos, now yes, because they are all dried up, they must have charged us, right?

00:00:40 - No, no, everything is fine, everything is fine, we are worried, we are worried because we do not know how many people are going to die this time, do you see what we are talking about?

00:00:52 - The covid, right?

00:00:53 - The covid.

00:00:54 - Ah, very well.

00:00:55 - Well, no, the flood.

00:00:56 - Ah, no.

00:00:57 - I also like the songs

00:00:59 - I like the song

00:01:01 - How are you doing?

00:01:03 - I'm doing a slouch

00:01:05 - You're making a slouch

00:01:07 - A sweet slouch

00:01:09 - It's from the Yamaha

00:01:11 - Ok, you don't understand

00:01:13 - Because he didn't have music classes

00:01:15 - He was the one who was going to take the car

00:01:17 - Exactly

00:01:19 - I was also dancing

00:01:21 - What are you going to pick up in a Tesla?

00:01:23 - A new one

00:01:25 - If you have kids, you can take them to jail.

00:01:27 - It's an electric, they're going to take it.

00:01:29 - They're going to take it.

00:01:31 - They're going to record a movie.

00:01:33 - It's more, now we're going to see the scene inside the Tesla.

00:01:37 - Very good.

00:01:39 - Do you want to take the cameras?

00:01:41 - Yes.

00:01:43 - We're going to have the pack there.

00:01:45 - They're going to take the camera.

00:01:47 - Very good.

00:01:49 - What are we talking about?

00:01:51 - We're talking about the Titanic.

00:01:53 - Two.

00:01:54 - Of the Titanic.

00:01:55 - Of the Titanic.

00:01:56 - One, two, three.

00:01:57 - Of the Titanic, Titanic, Titanic.

00:01:59 - It's a project that has many years of Titanic.

00:02:03 - They want to make the Atlantic, they want to make the cruiser, this one, the MAMALON, of how to love the...

00:02:11 - In the universe.

00:02:12 - Well, more luxurious, but they want to make it in image and look like the Titanic.

00:02:17 - In fact, there is going to be a formula one.

00:02:19 - I want to make it.

00:02:20 - Do you want to make it?

00:02:21 - Well, the result was...

00:02:23 - Oh, man, that's true.

00:02:25 - That's a joke.

00:02:26 - The Chinese...

00:02:27 - The Chinese...

00:02:28 - There were two...

00:02:29 - There were two...

00:02:30 - How do you call it?

00:02:31 - Two approaches.

00:02:33 - To make the project, but then it came from the...

00:02:36 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:37 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:38 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:39 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:40 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:41 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:42 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:43 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:44 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:45 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:46 - One with a Leiber.

00:02:47 - Well, it turns out that the...

00:02:49 - The zeros increase, so you can't make the projects, and it says, China, take it to the wind.

00:02:54 - China is going to start the project, so I'm not going to do it like the Tamagotchis, or something like that.

00:03:02 - No, mom, the Tamagotchis are also cool, dude.

00:03:04 - But, piché, crosser, dude, you're not even going to jump when it's sinking, dude, mom.

00:03:10 - Ah, okay.

00:03:11 - But you're going to have Wi-Fi.

00:03:12 - Now you're going to do it, they're going to kill you, you don't know how to die so much.

00:03:17 - You're going to be able to send that message from the US.

00:03:19 - You're going to take the shit out of that.

00:03:21 - That's right, man.

00:03:22 - You're going to take away the service.

00:03:24 - You're going to be able to say goodbye to your family in the US.

00:03:27 - You're going to be able to say goodbye to the Wats.

00:03:29 - I'm like, look, look, look.

00:03:31 - Look, look, look.

00:03:33 - And on this cruise, they're not going to be here.

00:03:35 - They're going to be playing metal.

00:03:39 - They're going to be playing punk, man.

00:03:42 - They're going to be playing punk.

00:03:44 - They're going to be watching your career.

00:03:46 - A K-pop, they're going to put a K-pop there.

00:03:49 - Well, if I were Jack...

00:03:52 - Oh, I know, I know.

00:03:54 - I had learned from the pedo, man.

00:03:56 - Me? Would you go up the door?

00:03:59 - I don't even go down with a pedo, man.

00:04:02 - So you don't love me anymore?

00:04:04 - No.

00:04:06 - So when we start a YouTube channel,

00:04:09 - I'm going to beat you up because I love you.

00:04:12 - I'm going to die from here.

00:04:15 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:04:45 - I

00:05:15 - We all give it to each other, we all give it to each other, okay?

00:05:19 - Here we are a communist country, one goes bad, one goes bad, one goes bad, one goes bad

00:05:23 - I see, imagine, I mean, on the third floor there are all those fucking saplings of doors

00:05:28 - And if I grab it, dude, I'm going to have to get covered with these, dude

00:05:31 - I'm going to have to get covered with these, dude

00:05:33 - No, you're not going to do that

00:05:34 - You're not going to take me to the bathroom so I can put it on you, dude

00:05:37 - How are they going to build it with fucking corcho so that these don't fall in the shit?

00:05:42 - No, I'm going to say it directly.

00:05:44 - Confibra de vidrio, eh?

00:05:47 - But yes, it's not bad.

00:05:49 - The only thing my buddy said the other day is that the remaches won't be made of pezoneras because it's not made in Brazil.

00:05:56 - No, no, no.

00:05:58 - With pure lice, because in Mexico they're always throwing the lice in the water.

00:06:03 - Why don't we make a lice drink?

00:06:05 - We're both lice.

00:06:07 - You're already lice?

00:06:09 - Or we're also lice.

00:06:11 - I don't know what to say.

00:06:13 - They're going to be a nuisance.

00:06:14 - No.

00:06:15 - In this era, they don't kill you.

00:06:17 - They kill you in India.

00:06:18 - They kill you in India.

00:06:19 - They kill you in India once in a while.

00:06:20 - When do you like your Jack Lee's more than you do?

00:06:23 - I don't like it.

00:06:25 - Well, it starts with the dog and everybody is going to want to do that to me.

00:06:29 - What?

00:06:30 - If you go to class you'll get a class and you'll end up getting a new boyfriend.

00:06:35 - I'm so happy.

00:06:36 - You know what to do?

00:06:37 - I want a new boyfriend.

00:06:38 - I want the King of the World.

00:06:39 - I'm so excited.

00:06:40 - How much will the popes be?

00:06:42 - Arranging the tamagotchi

00:06:44 - That's why they look like a dango

00:06:46 - I'm going to get it

00:06:48 - I'm going to get it

00:06:50 - I'm going to get it

00:06:52 - I'm going to get it

00:06:54 - Now we're going to go back

00:06:56 - But I'm going to get it

00:06:58 - I'm the king of the world

00:07:00 - I'm going to get the boys

00:07:02 - I'm going to get the boys

00:07:04 - They're going to have a little boy

00:07:06 - I'm going to get the boys

00:07:08 - That's logical, isn't it?

00:07:10 - Game's coming, dude. Game's coming.

00:07:12 - Let's take a picture.

00:07:14 - The Lubezki guy.

00:07:16 - The camera inside is new.

00:07:19 - But I'm going to be in a fucking shit.

00:07:21 - The Lubezki guy takes the picture.

00:07:25 - Some carpons, these balls.

00:07:29 - And what? Do you also see a dog drawing old men in leather?

00:07:32 - No way!

00:07:34 - The day he gets into a party.

00:07:38 - They were like 2,000 people and they were going to have 1,000 packs, all of them, they were going to ask for all of that

00:07:45 - All of the people that stayed without work when they took the book out of the box, they were all going to be like, fuck

00:07:53 - They're going to be like, they're going to leave the same body, but they're going to put different jokes and different faces

00:08:02 - But they're going to measure it like that with their hands, they're going to put it in their bag

00:08:07 - Oh, you see a little bit of me

00:08:11 - Oh, you see a little bit of me

00:08:15 - After me

00:08:27 - Fascinating

00:08:31 - No, no, no, no

00:08:33 - What do you think?

00:08:35 - What do you think?

00:08:36 - What do you think?

00:08:37 - What do you think?

00:08:38 - What do you think?

00:08:39 - What do you think?

00:08:40 - What do you think?

00:08:41 - What do you think?

00:08:42 - What do you think?

00:08:43 - What do you think?

00:08:44 - What do you think?

00:08:45 - What do you think?

00:08:46 - What do you think?

00:08:47 - What do you think?

00:08:48 - What do you think?

00:08:49 - What do you think?

00:08:50 - What do you think?

00:08:51 - What do you think?

00:08:52 - What do you think?

00:08:53 - What do you think?

00:08:54 - What do you think?

00:08:55 - What do you think?

00:08:56 - What do you think?

00:08:57 - What do you think?

00:08:58 - What do you think?

00:08:59 - What do you think?

00:09:00 - What do you think?

00:09:01 - What do you think?

00:09:02 - Here, in the tip of the tongue, it's more or less this way, so I'll do it like this.

00:09:12 - And I'll do it like this, cut it like this.

00:09:17 - Like this, when he hits me, I'll do it like this.

00:09:20 - I feel like I'm here.

00:09:27 - But as we see, all the Chileans,

00:09:29 - You are practicing for the right to be able to breathe.

00:09:35 - You are like a studio.

00:09:38 - I was in the studio and the cameraman was watching with his drone.

00:09:41 - He was going up like this.

00:09:43 - He was like, man, nothing is going to go wrong.

00:09:46 - He was like, what are you going to do in the case of an emergency?

00:09:49 - Breathe for the right.

00:09:50 - If you know how to breathe for the right, don't consider it as something.

00:09:54 - You are making fun of me.

00:09:56 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:10:26 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:10:56 - Ah, but man, how nice, man.

00:10:58 - I mean, I imagine that...

00:10:59 - Ah, how nice.

00:11:01 - From YouTuber Nexo, man.

00:11:03 - The little one communicates, right?

00:11:04 - Right.

00:11:05 - In that, I'm going to spend my utilities

00:11:07 - I don't think they're going to give me these things, right?

00:11:09 - There are all kinds of things.

00:11:10 - That's the last chapter of the season.

00:11:11 - They're a bunch of yellows.

00:11:12 - A bunch of yellows.

00:11:13 - I'm already ashamed.

00:11:14 - No?

00:11:15 - But the advantage is that it doesn't have to be more than two lifetimes, man, in this one.

00:11:18 - There are all kinds of things, man.

00:11:19 - Like this?

00:11:20 - They're used to it, right?

00:11:21 - One on top of the other.

00:11:22 - What is the life of the two floors, man?

00:11:24 - What are you talking about, the Jews?

00:11:26 - They are the Jews.

00:11:28 - We are almost there.

00:11:30 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:32 - Here you go.

00:11:34 - Here you go.

00:11:36 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:38 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:40 - Here you go.

00:11:42 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:44 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:46 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:48 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:50 - I'm going to give you two snacks.

00:11:52 - And he goes like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:11:56 - He goes to the chalupa and goes like this

00:12:00 - Here is a place where we do not go to chalupa

00:12:02 - And our door

00:12:04 - Hey, how are you?

00:12:06 - You're flottis, you're flottis

00:12:08 - You have a half-salt cup

00:12:10 - A camera of tears

00:12:13 - You are very patched

00:12:15 - You have your little shirt and you have to move it

00:12:17 - You have nothing

00:12:19 - It's like crossing El Salvador, right?

00:12:21 - Yes.

00:12:21 - It's like a titchemaque.

00:12:23 - One of the titchemaques with a lot of latas you get on the boat like this.

00:12:26 - You get on the boat like this.

00:12:27 - Well done, man.

00:12:28 - Well done, man.

00:12:29 - Oh, how beautiful, man.

00:12:30 - Look, we're on our way here.

00:12:32 - When you buy your ticket, you're like,

00:12:33 - I don't want to go on the second trip, honestly.

00:12:35 - I want to get on the first thing that happens and on the way back, I don't want to go on the return.

00:12:40 - I don't want to go on the return.

00:12:41 - That's why, that's why.

00:12:43 - I don't want to go on the return.

00:12:44 - Okay, but we're not going to go on the return.

00:12:46 - I don't come here with him, if you don't come here with him, we are going to play in the same iceberg.

00:12:57 - Get ready.

00:12:58 - If you get to the pincheque, mother of China, I don't think you'll even get to the iceberg.

00:13:02 - No, the iceberg is going to be this pincheque in Gates.

00:13:04 - You know it's going to be a mess.

00:13:05 - You're going to make a mess, man.

00:13:08 - What a mess, man.

00:13:09 - He's going to break his mother.

00:13:12 - But he's going to do the covering, he's going to do the material.

00:13:15 - You're going to have to buy me a drink!

00:13:17 - It's a very good drink!

00:13:19 - It's going to be good, but it's not going to be good!

00:13:21 - It's going to be good, but it's not going to be good!

00:13:23 - And the other thing is that it's going to be very bitter!

00:13:25 - It's going to be very bitter, but it's not going to be good!

00:13:27 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:29 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:31 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:33 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:35 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:37 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:39 - And the food is going to be very good!

00:13:41 - And the food is going to be very good!

2,000 Chinese people 2,000?

00:13:46 - Like the 0.001%

00:13:50 - But at least that was the maximum

00:13:54 - That's right

00:13:55 - Well, with this we say goodbye

00:13:57 - Thank you

00:13:58 - Just like the Chinese, goodbye

00:14:00 - They do it like that

00:14:05 - They are all here, right?

00:14:06 - Yes, they are all here

00:14:08 - The Nicolases of action, I say

00:14:10 - Goodbye

00:14:11 - Good, good

00:14:13 - You

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