Episodio 25: Noticias - El policía y los 40 millones

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00:00:34 - Felicia confuses her wife and stops the car in the street

00:00:38 - Let's go

00:00:39 - Okay

00:00:39 - Ah, I know what, what was going on at the hotel?

00:00:42 - Ah, what was going on?

00:00:44 - Pal, Pal, pal, that's amazing, look

00:00:47 - Hold it

00:00:50 - First of all, welcome to the show

00:00:51 - Welcome to the show

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00:00:55 - Welcome to the show

00:00:56 - My friends are going to the news

00:00:58 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:01:28 - Yes, she doesn't say anything to stop me from saying anything.

00:01:33 - What did we just say? My wife!

00:01:35 - And what are we talking about, guys?

00:01:37 - What's going on with my wife?

00:01:39 - Bad boys doing bad things.

00:01:44 - No good things, right?

00:01:46 - Yes, yes.

00:01:48 - What's going on?

00:01:50 - The one who took her to the old man?

00:01:52 - No, no, no.

00:01:54 - The Tinder question to your wife.

00:01:56 - Oh, there's another one?

00:01:57 - Yes, there's another one!

00:01:59 - We're talking about cops, man.

00:02:01 - So, like, there are bikers...

00:02:02 - Oh, there are bikers, man.

00:02:04 - Well, the one that was in front of me first...

00:02:06 - The one that was in front of me was her.

00:02:08 - Okay.

00:02:09 - Get me bikers.

00:02:10 - Let's start with the one that's most recent, right?

00:02:12 - The Mexican city of Policía is a checker...

40,000 pesos.

00:02:17 - Where else?

00:02:18 - In this palapá!

00:02:22 - It's a polar bear.

the key of the street there it was thrown there is a mole in the parking lot it was not from the Monopoly it was not one of the Monopoly you don't know how to distinguish it was not a Monopoly it was a pagarego

00:02:41 - I think anyone would return it because when you are going to charge it it has to come to your name you have to get it out in fact I think that after a ride

00:02:51 - Well, you can do it.

00:02:51 - Yes, mom, I don't believe it.

00:02:52 - It's worth millions.

00:02:53 - I would take it with me, because you would look stupid trying to cover it up.

00:02:57 - I would cover you up with a blanket.

00:02:59 - Being a cop.

00:03:01 - I would cover you up with a blanket.

00:03:02 - With a little tail, that's a little tail.

00:03:05 - With a little tail, you would have to wrap it up.

00:03:08 - With a little nougat on top.

00:03:10 - With a little part here on the head.

00:03:12 - Like that.

00:03:12 - Like that.

00:03:13 - Like that.

00:03:13 - Like that.

00:03:14 - Like that.

00:03:14 - Like this, right?

00:03:15 - So, tell me what to cover up.

00:03:16 - So, tell me what to cover up.

00:03:17 - Really?

00:03:18 - What to cover up?

00:03:19 - No.

00:03:20 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:03:50 - What is this?

00:03:52 - What is this? I'm bringing my old woman again.

00:03:54 - Look at this.

00:03:56 - I'll pay you to eat, dude.

00:03:58 - I'll pay you with the fucking mullet of the fucking whore that I put on the fucking whore.

00:04:04 - Where do you find old women?

00:04:06 - The whore.

00:04:08 - No, no, no.

00:04:10 - The whore.

00:04:12 - The whore.

00:04:14 - The whore.

00:04:16 - The whore asking the grandchildren.

00:04:18 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:20 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:22 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:24 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:26 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:28 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:30 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:32 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:34 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:36 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:38 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:40 - I don't remember what happened to us.

00:04:42 - I don't remember what happened to us.

we like women in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper in the newspaper

00:05:12 - Yes, of course, of course.

00:05:14 - She's the same area as me.

00:05:16 - She says, Liz, woman, young, with pronunciated curves.

00:05:21 - All natural.

00:05:23 - When you say pronunciated curves, it's because they're...

00:05:27 - It's a delicious massage.

00:05:29 - It's a relaxing massage.

00:05:31 - She says...

00:05:33 - She says,

00:05:34 - Give me a nice partner.

00:05:36 - Give me a partner.

00:05:38 - I don't eat a lot.

00:05:40 - You see, that really gave me a little bump.

00:05:42 - Oh, I see.

00:05:43 - But, well, it's straight, man.

00:05:44 - You know, it's straight, man.

00:05:46 - You do a straight face.

00:05:48 - That's a straight face.

00:05:50 - A straight face.

00:05:51 - You go straight, you go clean.

00:05:53 - You know they can't do with their $40 million...

00:05:55 - No, that's not it.

...of pesos.

00:05:57 - What else?

00:05:59 - The tanda.

00:06:00 - The tanda.

00:06:01 - The tanda of the merguerguista.

00:06:03 - Besides, Bailo is also a company, right?

00:06:06 - I think there is also a company there.

00:06:07 - That's called Mergo.

00:06:09 - No, no, no.

00:06:11 - I don't like it.

00:06:12 - Ah, you're kidding me.

00:06:13 - I don't like it.

00:06:14 - I don't like it anymore.

00:06:15 - I don't like it anymore.

00:06:16 - What would you like to try?

00:06:17 - Of...

00:06:18 - Of the four of you, right?

00:06:20 - Of course.

00:06:21 - Of the five of you.

00:06:22 - Pio López, of the ten of you.

00:06:24 - No, no, no.

00:06:25 - No, no, no.

00:06:26 - Pio López, of the ten of you.

00:06:27 - I know who.

00:06:28 - Who?

00:06:29 - Who?

00:06:30 - He goes for a reputation.

00:06:31 - And he says what?

00:06:32 - Ah, who?

00:06:33 - Who?

00:06:34 - He says Cranko Brevoca.

00:06:35 - Ah!

00:06:36 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

00:07:06 - Well, what's cool about that bastard's needs is that he's very honest, but I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm going to translate it, I'm

00:07:36 - I don´t know if it´s true or not

00:07:38 - Yes, yes, yes, that´s why

00:07:40 - Who ends up here?

00:07:42 - Me, me, me

00:07:44 - I´m the real one

00:07:46 - I´m the real one

00:07:48 - I´m the real one, I´m the real one

00:07:50 - I´m the real one, I´m the real one

00:07:52 - I´m the real one

00:07:54 - I´m the real one

00:07:56 - I´m the real one

00:07:58 - I´m the real one

00:08:00 - I´m the real one

00:08:02 - I´m the real one

00:08:04 - I don't know why they spend that much.

00:08:06 - They spend a lot of money.

00:08:08 - But...

00:08:10 - Salucita, Payol...

00:08:12 - Now, this man says that coming to your house he is very happy to talk to the wife who is going to have a 40-minute check-up.

00:08:18 - I don't understand.

00:08:20 - I don't understand what he is saying.

00:08:22 - Oh, my girl, why are you so proud?

00:08:24 - Because he is going to give me passion.

00:08:26 - We are going to make it quick.

00:08:28 - We are talking about something else that also happened.

00:08:30 - Yes, of course.

00:08:32 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:09:02 - They're like, you know what? They have the internet of things, you know?

00:09:05 - They start to mess it up.

00:09:07 - They have the internet of things, like, for sure, but they found the car of their lover, you know?

00:09:12 - And I tell them, that's the third cop.

00:09:14 - Oh, the third cop is with this mother, look.

00:09:17 - It's the same one, isn't it?

00:09:18 - The third cop is...

00:09:21 - He's going to pass by a motel, to get out of a car that's the same.

00:09:25 - And they're like...

00:09:27 - They're like...

00:09:28 - No, they're...

00:09:29 - That's old.

00:09:30 - Because they drop it, they drop it, that's how it is.

00:09:32 - And they drop it there.

00:09:32 - It's a snack, it's a snack.

00:09:35 - They put it in the bags, right?

00:09:36 - Before, yes.

00:09:37 - And when I turned it...

00:09:38 - In the motel, they put in two burgers.

00:09:40 - Hey, several?

00:09:42 - Yes, several, several.

00:09:43 - In three hours, they got a good snack.

00:09:45 - And they put in a good snack.

00:09:46 - They gave him a good snack.

00:09:47 - They gave him a good snack.

00:09:49 - They gave him a good snack.

00:09:50 - No, it's not a snack.

00:09:52 - It was six hours with Yacuzzi, man.

00:09:54 - No, man.

00:09:55 - It's not good, man, it's not good.

00:09:57 - After all that shit, what does it do?

00:09:59 - I went back to seeing the old woman and it was another one, well, let's go.

00:10:02 - Oh, you're the king of the world, you're a bastard, you're three policemen.

00:10:04 - Well, there's another one that also goes down to the car of the lover's wife, man.

00:10:07 - And he says, she's my old woman.

00:10:10 - I mean, I didn't know, and he says, get out of here once, right?

00:10:13 - And the old woman leaves there and says, give me your mom, she's coming for you.

00:10:17 - Oh, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.

00:10:19 - The old woman, I'm a little bit, man.

00:10:21 - Okay.

00:10:22 - I mean, there are four policemen, then.

00:10:24 - We have more, I mean, more than a dozen policemen.

00:10:26 - You have a law, you are also bored of cops, please count it, because this is going to be a mess now.

00:10:34 - The reality is that, I mean, what a bad luck to be a cop.

00:10:38 - Winning you 40 million...

00:10:39 - You didn't win them, man!

00:10:41 - Of course I found you, 40 million.

00:10:43 - Imagine, you're screaming all the fucking time and say,

00:10:45 - Dad, God help me, right?

00:10:47 - The law is charging me, and God gives you a check of 40 million, then you're on the floor.

00:10:52 - Or later you'll be back.

00:10:52 - Here, mom.

00:10:53 - This is called a black joke.

00:10:55 - Yes, because I knew you couldn't charge me.

00:10:59 - I promised, man.

00:11:01 - You're so excited, aren't you?

00:11:03 - I'm going to suffer a lot.

00:11:05 - Come on, give me a little happiness.

00:11:07 - But don't give me a little happiness.

00:11:08 - I'm still ready like Benz, with a fishing rod.

00:11:11 - Now you're my man.

00:11:13 - Now you're my man.

00:11:15 - But no, it's not bad to be a cop.

00:11:17 - Look at the people who are there.

00:11:18 - You're already a generalist.

00:11:20 - You're already a generalist.

00:11:22 - I always fall in love with them.

00:11:24 - Thank you for saving us and taking care of us.

00:11:27 - Yes, thank you.

00:11:28 - But what's worse is that your old people are going to be like...

00:11:31 - Ah!

00:11:32 - Generalista, he's also going to be like...

00:11:33 - Emilio, are you going to deliver your cats to the police?

00:11:37 - Thank you.

00:11:38 - There are some that are going to come...

00:11:40 - What's the name of the cats?

00:11:43 - Matute?

00:11:44 - Matute?

00:11:45 - Matute?

00:11:46 - Matute?

00:11:47 - Matute?

00:11:48 - Matute?

00:11:49 - Matute?

00:11:50 - Matute?

00:11:51 - Matute?

00:11:52 - Matute.

00:11:53 - Thank you to the cats that have the band of cobs.

00:11:56 - Bye!

00:11:57 - Bye!

00:11:58 - The cat-aristoes.