Episode 37: Noticias - Calderón choca en el Rally
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00:00:30 - We are going to talk about the formula one, but we are going to talk about the method that that we use to drive, yes, of course.
00:01:00 - Yes, but also less.
00:01:01 - Yes, of course.
00:01:02 - We drive better.
00:01:03 - Yes, of course.
00:01:04 - Because it's even cooler.
00:01:05 - Even cooler, brother.
00:01:06 - I drive cooler.
00:01:07 - Yes, yes.
00:01:08 - Yes, it's hot.
00:01:09 - Yes, it smells.
00:01:10 - Yes, it smells.
00:01:11 - Yes, it changes my seat.
00:01:12 - Ok.
00:01:13 - Yes, I drive a dog country.
00:01:15 - But you don't drive a supercar.
00:01:17 - What happened, buddy?
00:01:18 - Tell us.
00:01:19 - No, it's a car.
00:01:20 - No, it's a car.
00:01:21 - Our former president.
00:01:23 - My hero.
00:01:24 - Felipe Calderón.
00:01:25 - No, Felipe Cubitas Calderón, please.
may I have?00:01:30 - Dom Bacacho?
00:01:31 - Mr. God...
00:01:34 - We were talking to the vampire that came from Malan and the vampire who came from
00:01:41 - San Marco Marigales
00:01:42 - San Marino Macao
00:01:45 - Well, I decide to enter for the second time the rally competition
00:01:50 - Go!
00:01:52 - Where the train will pass
00:01:54 - I was opening the door, and there was the sound of the train, and it was very hard.
00:02:00 - So, imagine our Mr. President with his brother-in-law.
00:02:05 - The copilot.
00:02:06 - The copilot.
00:02:07 - The copilot.
00:02:08 - Ok, I'm going to make a parenthesis.
00:02:12 - When you and I go on a long trip, what is the procedure?
00:02:16 - Not touching, man.
00:02:17 - That's the first one.
00:02:18 - The second one?
00:02:19 - The first rule is not touching.
00:02:23 - This is the first one. Second rule.
00:02:25 - Choke, wait, if you choke, the one who brings the license, the one who brings the license is the one who reports.
00:02:31 - The choke, right?
00:02:33 - First rule.
00:02:34 - One already.
00:02:35 - Of course.
00:02:36 - The second.
00:02:37 - The second and the third?
00:02:39 - The third.
00:02:40 - Don't kiss us.
00:02:41 - Yes, yes too.
00:02:43 - The day that happened, this came out very bad.
00:02:46 - The day that happened.
00:02:48 - Accompanied by an ecological bag,
00:02:51 - You remember everything there.
00:02:53 - I remember when he touched her.
00:02:55 - He already touched her.
00:02:57 - We already kissed.
00:03:01 - Now it's very specific.
00:03:03 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:05 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:07 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:09 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:11 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:13 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:15 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:17 - It gives us a lot of laughter.
00:03:19 - Sure, the story says that when he was driving his brother,
00:03:21 - Mr. Canoso said, he was called Juan Luis.
00:03:25 - And what did they say?
00:03:26 - They said they had a carman in 1870.
00:03:29 - A carman.
00:03:30 - Beautiful, silver, and a chingón.
00:03:32 - Our president won.
00:03:34 - He won with his car.
00:03:35 - Yes, of course.
00:03:36 - How many riders did you win?
00:03:37 - I don't know.
00:03:38 - You're already talking about the size of your car.
00:03:40 - How many riders did you win?
00:03:42 - Imagine you were driving a car in the back.
00:03:44 - You would have been in the back in 8 days.
00:03:46 - That mom doesn't run more than 60.
00:03:49 - Would she sit back?
00:03:50 - No, she would bring the ice cream, you know?
00:03:53 - She would take the ice cream off.
00:03:54 - One of them hit me and I fell into the water.
00:03:56 - It's the 90s that you wanted to change the discs to the box.
00:04:03 - The two of you are the same age.
00:04:05 - We are all the same age.
00:04:07 - There is a case of 8 bits, right?
8 drugs, dude. 8 bits, 8 bits, 8 bits.00:04:12 - It looks like Mario Bros.
00:04:14 - It looks like Mario Bros.
00:04:16 - I'm being visualized by what your friends said.
00:04:18 - I'm going to get my hair done.
00:04:19 - My old woman brings me to this shit.
00:04:21 - It's cool.
00:04:22 - The story is coming.
00:04:23 - We lived it.
00:04:24 - Ok, what do you think?
00:04:26 - If we enter a rally, again?
00:04:30 - So that they don't ask us, they don't give a shit
00:04:32 - We're going to make a mess, right?
00:04:34 - We're going to make a mess, even though we're here
00:04:36 - Here it is, here's the route
00:04:38 - It's a crookie, look
00:04:40 - Here's the route
00:04:42 - They're 100 km
00:04:44 - They're 100 km 7 oxes 8 oxes
00:04:50 - Check out Google Maps where the oxes are
00:04:52 - It's the first time I would need you.
8 oxes and 4 binataries.00:04:55 - There you go, let's go.
00:04:57 - Sir, what did I tell you, Marali?
00:04:59 - I'll be right back.
00:05:00 - Get out of here, okay?
00:05:02 - You don't even have the ring.
00:05:03 - I don't care.
00:05:04 - But in this 8 oxes, there are 6 baths.
00:05:07 - You know what I mean?
00:05:09 - You don't even have the ring.
00:05:10 - Hey, we have the Coca-Cola batteries.
00:05:14 - Well, that's it.
00:05:16 - There are 4 semaphores to kiss us.
00:05:18 - I told him, listen,
00:05:20 - And if we die to get down to the bottom, it's going to be a good thing.
00:05:24 - If we die to get down to the bottom, it's going to be a good thing.
00:05:28 - Here in Corto we change, dude. Here in Corto, dude.
00:05:31 - Bring the bags.
00:05:32 - I'm driving, you help me, dude.
00:05:34 - The news says that you're going to die.
00:05:36 - Dude, you have bags of Soria, dude.
00:05:38 - You're a vicar, dude.
00:05:39 - What are you talking about?
00:05:42 - You know what? There was an error in the map.
00:05:44 - What?
00:05:45 - They were going to the first curve, dude.
00:05:47 - And suddenly...
00:05:48 - That's where the ox is!
00:05:50 - Damn it!
00:05:52 - Felipe Vox!
00:05:54 - Vox Vox Vox!
00:05:56 - Vox Vox Vox Vox!
00:05:58 - It was the only thing he knew!
00:06:00 - The only thing he knew!
00:06:02 - Vox Vox Vox!
00:06:04 - Vox Vox Vox!
00:06:08 - We're in the air, we're next to him!
00:06:10 - Vox Vox Vox!
00:06:12 - Vox Vox Vox Vox!
00:06:14 - Okay, okay, okay!
00:06:16 - I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
00:06:46 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:07:16 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:18 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:20 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:22 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:24 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:26 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:28 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:30 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:32 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:34 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:36 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:38 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:40 - I was like, what the hell are you doing?
00:07:42 - I was like what the hell are you doing?
00:07:44 - The... the... the... the baby... the baby of the...
00:07:49 - But that's how we got there, right?
00:07:51 - How many tanks do you have?
00:07:52 - Take one, it's very hard, man.
00:07:56 - That's the rumble, man.
00:07:59 - They gave me a bunch of darts, man.
00:08:01 - A bunch of darts, man.
00:08:03 - How many do you have, man?
00:08:05 - A bunch of darts, man.
00:08:06 - How many do you have, man?
00:08:08 - It's a bunch of darts, man.
00:08:09 - It's a bunch of darts, man.
00:08:10 - It's a bunch of darts, man.
00:08:11 - How many do you have, man?
00:08:12 - So we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started, we started,
00:08:42 - Where was the goal?
00:08:44 - In the factory of Bacardina
00:08:46 - No, no, no, no, no, no
00:08:48 - He went in there, he went in there
00:08:50 - Near this
00:08:52 - It's the Persevera de la Ruta Maya que le valga a verga
00:08:56 - They also passed a few slides here
00:08:58 - I'm going crazy
00:09:01 - I'm going crazy for my little vampire
00:09:04 - According to the history of the two or three miles they are going to make three boots with Indy
00:09:08 - They are going crazy
00:09:09 - With Indy
00:09:10 - With Indy we are going to see another good one
00:09:12 - With Indy we are going to see another good one
00:09:13 - With Indy we are going to see another good one
00:09:14 - With Indy we are going to see another good one
00:09:15 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:16 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:17 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:18 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:19 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:20 - With Indy we are going crazy
00:09:21 - Los pinches oxos, así con la bolsa de hielos.
00:09:24 - Esperando.
00:09:26 - Nunca nos lo vendábamos.
00:09:28 - Nunca nos lo vendábamos.
00:09:30 - Los electrolytes.
00:09:34 - Y porque no llegan en tus cabrones, corte bebe así en el pinche oxo, bebe.
00:09:38 - Se les chingó la llanta o qué?
00:09:40 - Se ha comado.
00:09:42 - Me faltaron los tabacos.
00:09:44 - Se regresaron por los hielos.
00:09:46 - I was waiting for them to come out of the door and they were like $5 pesos! $5 pesos!
00:09:54 - I was waiting for them to come out of the door and they were like
00:09:58 - OK, I love you guys.
00:09:59 - I love you, my dear Michael.
00:10:01 - Pinch enmaliscada y torta sa aman.
00:10:03 - Pinch enmaliscada y torta sa aman.
00:10:04 - Me voy a ver qué no más delante de las dangeras para que se les bajara las pedales.
00:10:08 - Que vamos de gente que no más la falta de un circuito se la hace.
00:10:11 - Me pones un círculo de oscura y no se le agrira la pipa.
00:10:14 - Si así?
00:10:14 - Se rayota en su alça.
00:10:16 - Y le voy a no quiero chocar.
00:10:18 - Páala.
00:10:19 - Es lo que hacía.
00:10:20 - Cuántos 100 kilómetros.
00:10:20 - Se le pone así y el volante no mereci el círculo.
00:10:22 - ¿Y qué es el círculo deér?
00:10:24 - ¿Qué es el volante de Osta?
00:10:25 - Me pudo aco.
00:10:26 - I have Timberiches.
00:10:27 - Oh, what a shit!
00:10:29 - Yeah...
00:10:29 - He was listening to me.
00:10:30 - Carlos is here.
00:10:32 - He was with the girls.
00:10:33 - I was living at night, man.
00:10:35 - What's going on?
00:10:37 - No, no, no.
00:10:38 - He suddenly changed his shirt.
00:10:42 - He sang to the little pig.
00:10:45 - Wait, what?
00:10:48 - You're your fucking party in Congress, man.
00:10:51 - You're the one who's taking you on the stage, man.
00:10:53 - You're your fucking party.
00:10:54 - You're gonna take you whole ass.
00:10:55 - Carpool Calderas
00:10:57 - Carpool
00:10:59 - Go Prodway
00:11:01 - Go Prodway
00:11:03 - Can you imagine?
00:11:05 - Can you imagine?
00:11:07 - They are going to take the car out with the car and the phone in the closet
00:11:11 - Where are you going?
00:11:13 - In the pitch rally
00:11:15 - What are you saying?
00:11:17 - Don't tell me where you are going
00:11:19 - It's not the rally
00:11:21 - It's the passway
00:11:23 - It was a selfie.
00:11:25 - It was a selfie.
00:11:26 - I took a selfie with my brother-in-law and he was like...
00:11:29 - He was like...
00:11:30 - He was like...
00:11:31 - He was like...
00:11:32 - He was like...
00:11:33 - He was like...
00:11:34 - He was like...
00:11:36 - He was like...
00:11:37 - He was like...
00:11:40 - He was like...
00:11:41 - He was like...
00:11:42 - He was like...
00:11:43 - He was like...
00:11:44 - He was like...
00:11:45 - He was like...
00:11:46 - He was like...
00:11:47 - He was like...
00:11:48 - He was like...
00:11:49 - He was like...
00:11:50 - He was like...
00:11:51 - No, Jordi, because I didn't get it.
00:11:53 - You didn't see that they came out of the...
00:11:56 - How do you call that?
00:11:57 - Cocobongo?
00:11:57 - The Cocobongo boy.
00:11:58 - Ahh, he's the most character in the show.
00:12:00 - Dog boy, when he becomes the dog boy, you know?
00:12:03 - He was like that, you know?
00:12:04 - Very good.
00:12:05 - When Cristina Vinera was doing shows, I was like...
00:12:07 - No, man, I know they're taking records from Polo Polo's records.
00:12:11 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:41 - What's your name?
00:12:43 - Don't you pick me up?
00:12:45 - What do you mean?
00:12:47 - I said I don't want to do anything
00:12:49 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:12:51 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:12:53 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:12:55 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:12:57 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:12:59 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:13:01 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:13:03 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:13:05 - I'm sorry
00:13:07 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:13:09 - I was a president that you didn't believe in.
00:13:12 - The rollercoaster was put in the background.
00:13:16 - It was cool, it was cool.
00:13:18 - It was a good rollercoaster.
00:13:21 - After Chocatania, I remember going to...
00:13:24 - What? March?
00:13:26 - Yes.
00:13:27 - After March, I was president.
00:13:30 - You don't know how you feel.
00:13:32 - You don't know who the bad guy is.
00:13:36 - How much did you buy?
00:13:38 - How much did you buy?
00:13:40 - How much did you buy?
00:13:42 - How much did you buy?
00:13:44 - How much did you buy?
00:13:46 - How much did you buy?
00:13:48 - How much did you buy?
00:13:50 - How much did you buy?
00:13:52 - How much did you buy?
00:13:54 - How much did you buy?
00:13:56 - How much did you buy?
00:13:58 - How much did you buy?
00:14:00 - How much did you buy?
00:14:02 - How much did you buy?
00:14:04 - No, man, it's changing seats.
00:14:06 - Change, Felipe Calderón, you're changing the coffee.
00:14:09 - Shut up, Felipe. Shut up.
00:14:10 - You don't talk.
00:14:11 - I don't talk, man. I talk.
00:14:12 - I don't know.
00:14:13 - It's the transfer.
00:14:14 - Good afternoon.
00:14:15 - Oh, man!
00:14:16 - What the fuck are you talking about?
00:14:17 - That's what I said.
00:14:18 - I'm a lawyer.
00:14:19 - I'm a lawyer.
00:14:20 - You don't know who you're talking to.
00:14:23 - Yes, I was driving like this.
00:14:25 - But I changed.
00:14:27 - But I changed.
00:14:29 - Calderón's adventures.
00:14:31 - Give him a round of applause.
00:14:33 - That's so cool!
00:14:35 - That was like the crazy cars, right?
00:14:37 - The wheels, yes, the crazy cars.
00:14:39 - Do you remember that crazy cars' caricature?
00:14:42 - Where the car from the Cabernicolas came out.
00:14:46 - Oh, what a beautiful car.
00:14:48 - I wish my car had arrived with good quality.
00:14:51 - I wish it had.
00:14:53 - No, don't take it out on the license.
00:14:55 - No, not on the license, not on the president.
00:14:57 - They're going to take it out on the president.
00:14:59 - They're going to take it out on the president.
00:15:01 - If you are not going to be a president, you should take your license since you are doing it twice.
00:15:06 - You are losing your license until you take your old woman.
00:15:08 - It's going to be okay.
00:15:10 - It's going to be okay.
00:15:12 - Remember to take your license.
00:15:14 - It's going to be okay.
00:15:15 - We are going to win.
00:15:17 - Thank you very much.
00:15:18 - To shock the cars.
00:15:19 - To shock the cars, friends.
00:15:21 - I'm Felipe Caleano.
