Episodio 49: Deportes - El infarto de Christian Eriksen

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00:00:33 - Welcome to the show!

00:00:37 - The game is about sports, because there are always the best news about sports.

00:00:41 - Look at this, we have a lot of fun.

00:00:44 - And for that, it's still called...

00:00:47 - Infer... Not Infer...

00:00:49 - It's about Infernal news.

00:00:51 - Infernal World Cup, you've seen it.

00:00:53 - It's so important news.

00:00:55 - It's about the death of a game.

00:00:59 - Who did you vote for?

00:01:01 - A good guy.

00:01:03 - It seems like we're going to be in Dinamarca. They're good brothers.

00:01:05 - Those who aren't from Dinamarca.

00:01:07 - They're going to be in a Tecos match against...

00:01:10 - They're going to be in a Tecos match against...

00:01:10 - You have to realize that if you're in Dinamarca, you're going to be in a Tecos match against...

00:01:13 - Dinamarca is in Tecos because of Red and Finland.

00:01:16 - They're going to be in a Tecos match because of the blue.

00:01:18 - It's normal because now people are going back to the stadium.

00:01:22 - You need to give them a show.

00:01:24 - And what's better?

00:01:25 - More than a death.

00:01:26 - It's a spectacular game!

00:01:28 - He died, right?

00:01:30 - No, they revived him.

00:01:32 - They didn't, they didn't.

00:01:34 - He died?

00:01:36 - Do you want this Christian Eriksen player?

00:01:40 - Another Eriksen of all?

00:01:42 - Hey, it's not true!

00:01:44 - For me he was going to lose and that's the death of him.

00:01:46 - He was going to 0-0 and he fell asleep.

00:01:49 - He never got tied up, he never won.

00:01:52 - If it's a death,

00:01:54 - Cancel the next one

00:01:56 - I'm not ready for it

00:01:58 - But apart from Andy and the European fans want blood

00:02:02 - So they say, apart from waiting, if he dies, we cancel it

00:02:06 - Apart from Mordekos

00:02:08 - We have to do it

00:02:10 - We have to do it

00:02:12 - They keep playing on top of him

00:02:14 - And they kick him so much

00:02:16 - Mordekos started playing with his fucking guitars

00:02:18 - And he sang songs for the ball

00:02:20 - They changed him from goalie

00:02:22 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:02:52 - The post-Beriks in group, because...

00:02:53 - No, no, no, it's something like that, you know.

00:02:55 - It's like talking about the World War, you know.

00:02:57 - If you keep cheating, if you keep cheating on your father, right now you're going to have one here.

00:03:01 - I have one, man.

00:03:02 - I also have one.

00:03:03 - I also have one of those pizzerias, to go to the pizzerias.

00:03:06 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:07 - Post-Beriks in group, they go to the pizzerias, and they're like,

00:03:10 - I don't know, I'm running,

00:03:11 - I'm running a party like this.

00:03:13 - At least this pizzerias, this pizzerias of the Beriks, they're almost half-time, they send me a filter pass.

00:03:20 - And he's going to look like a dumbass because he wants to hit him but the little ones are going to hit him

00:03:25 - He looks like a dumbass!

00:03:26 - He looks like a dumbass!

00:03:27 - He looks like a dumbass!

00:03:28 - He looks like a dumbass!

00:03:29 - In fact, even to die, he's really a dumbass!

00:03:32 - He's a dumbass!

00:03:33 - He's not like the other guys!

00:03:35 - How are you making fun of them?

00:03:37 - You didn't go down, you got behind them and you're dead!

00:03:39 - You guys are so quality-headed!

00:03:41 - No, I'm going to go to Milan's team!

00:03:43 - Ok?

00:03:44 - The...

00:03:45 - Yes?

00:03:46 - Ok, so you see Carlos in this one?

00:03:48 - He sends the arm to the foot

00:03:51 - And he looks like a...

00:03:53 - He looks like a...

00:03:55 - He looks like a champion of Italy, right?

00:03:57 - And Inter is a champion of Italy, of course

00:03:59 - He was a champion of Italy

00:04:00 - Wow

00:04:01 - Of course

00:04:02 - Now it's raining!

00:04:04 - At first he was excited

00:04:06 - At first he was excited

00:04:08 - He agreed and said

00:04:10 - I'm like a rock, man

00:04:12 - I'm like a rock of this pincher the innovation of my interview, but hey, you're already here and well, it's not a very dramatic moment because all the selection of Dinamarca arrives, all of them, and I'm sure I'm a morheno, I don't know what it is

00:04:23 - In fact, there were eight more Ericsons, a morheno in Dinamarca

00:04:28 - Exactly, and you see with this globalization now that they all want to be what they want to be

00:04:31 - They want to be what they want to be

00:04:34 - I don't know, from the start there was a cabron, I think it was from Miraflores, with the Cerdanese

00:04:40 - I said, I'm going to give it back to him.

00:04:42 - I'm going to give it back to him.

00:04:44 - So, I'm going to give it back to him.

00:04:46 - So, I'm going to give it back to him.

00:04:48 - After this, maybe I can't give it back to him.

00:04:50 - Of course, because he has any problems.

00:04:52 - Why don't you give him a coke to go down?

00:04:54 - Because he can't drink it.

00:04:56 - He was dead, man.

00:04:58 - He was dead, man.

00:05:00 - You want to negotiate a deal?

00:05:02 - No, because Ronaldo got into a fight.

00:05:04 - I'm going to give it back to him.

00:05:06 - I'm going to give him a coke.

00:05:08 - I want a water

00:05:10 - I want a water

00:05:12 - I want a water

00:05:14 - I want a water

00:05:16 - I want a water

00:05:18 - I want a water

00:05:20 - I want a water

00:05:22 - I want a water

00:05:24 - I want a water

00:05:26 - I want a water

00:05:28 - I want a water

00:05:30 - I want a water

00:05:32 - I want a water

00:05:34 - No, we've already made a very precise link to the coin.

00:05:38 - Yes, that's right.

00:05:39 - If you use the coin, you know that your car is already dead.

00:05:41 - What is it?

00:05:42 - Zero.

00:05:43 - Moreno.

00:05:44 - Moreno.

00:05:45 - It's not that much coke, man.

00:05:48 - No, it's moreno.

00:05:50 - It's moreno.

00:05:51 - It's moreno.

00:05:52 - It's moreno.

00:05:53 - It's still important.

00:05:54 - It's still very clear, right?

00:05:55 - Yes.

00:05:56 - Coffee with milk.

00:05:57 - Coffee with milk.

00:05:58 - Okay.

00:05:59 - Moreno, moreno.

00:06:00 - Moreno, moreno.

00:06:01 - I'm just joking!

00:06:03 - You can't be serious!

00:06:05 - You can't tell if you're a moraine!

00:06:07 - You're just a lot of people who can't be racist, if you're a moraine!

00:06:11 - Yeah, if I'm a moraine, that's the best of all.

00:06:13 - I'm going to be, but some of you are especially dark.

00:06:15 - Oh, okay.

00:06:17 - Payone's a moraine, and his name is Ronald.

00:06:21 - No, I don't think so.

00:06:23 - The only difference between Payone and Ronald is that he wants to be Ronald's, because he doesn't drink.

00:06:29 - You're going to give up on this, aren't you?

00:06:33 - Well, here comes the lady Cristina Orlanda to her

00:06:59 - Chablil is the wrong person, he's a fool.

00:07:01 - What?

00:07:02 - Whatever.

00:07:03 - That's what you say, he changed you.

00:07:05 - Yes.

00:07:06 - You have to get to Chris.

00:07:08 - What?

00:07:09 - You have to get to Chris.

00:07:10 - And if he says, I don't want to drink, I don't want to drink.

00:07:15 - I don't want to drink.

00:07:16 - Let's see, I'm the patrocinator.

00:07:18 - And I don't want to drink.

00:07:19 - He was 3 years old.

00:07:20 - Don Coca Cola, look at me, don't drink.

00:07:23 - Don Coca Cola.

00:07:24 - How much did you cost?

00:07:25 - Fox, man.

00:07:26 - How much did you cost?

00:07:27 - How much did you pay for this joke?

00:07:31 - Yes.

00:07:33 - Did you get it?

00:07:35 - Yes, I did.

00:07:37 - Another French footballer.

00:07:39 - He also said...

00:07:41 - There you go.

00:07:43 - He said...

00:07:45 - Good point, huh?

00:07:47 - Do you think he saved Eriksen?

00:07:51 - Do you think they saw him?

00:07:53 - No, they didn't.

00:07:55 - They didn't give him a respiration, they didn't give him a coke

00:07:59 - In Mexico, well, in Mexico, everything is resolved with coke

00:08:03 - In any way

00:08:05 - Basically, with any presentation

00:08:07 - In any presentation

00:08:09 - If you give him a coke, do you cover his face?

00:08:11 - Of course

00:08:13 - Do you have a coke?

00:08:15 - There's no milk

00:08:17 - There's no milk for the child

00:08:19 - No milk for the child

00:08:21 - So, they should hire Bimbo for the Bolillos, right?

00:08:27 - For the Susto.

00:08:28 - Ah!

00:08:29 - Ah!

00:08:30 - Ah!

00:08:31 - Ah!

00:08:32 - Ah!

00:08:33 - Ah!

00:08:34 - Ah!

00:08:35 - Ah!

00:08:36 - Ah!

00:08:37 - Ah!

00:08:38 - Ah!

00:08:39 - Ah!

00:08:40 - Ah!

00:08:41 - Ah!

00:08:42 - Ah!

00:08:43 - Ah!

00:08:44 - Ah!

00:08:45 - All the textiles, right?

00:08:47 - To grab all the pinks.

00:08:49 - I want to do two, man!

00:08:51 - I want to do two, man!

00:08:53 - Look at the image!

00:08:55 - I like the image!

00:08:57 - You have to take a picture and say, no, I'm not taking a picture, but I'm going to take a picture and put it in a backpack.

00:09:05 - I'm going to put it in the middle.

00:09:07 - Or you can put it in the middle.

00:09:09 - You can put it in the middle.

00:09:11 - You can put it in the middle.

00:09:13 - That's right, that's right, that's right.

00:09:14 - And all the hyenas that are here, throw them out.

00:09:17 - They're going to see Portugal, they're going to see Portugal.

00:09:19 - Well, it turns out that Cristiano Ronaldo is the biggest goleador of the Portuguese team.

00:09:25 - Indotomacoca, Indotomacoca.

00:09:28 - Indotomacoca, Indotomacoca.

00:09:29 - Indotomacoca is for me a person who doesn't worth anything.

00:09:31 - That's right.

00:09:32 - With that we should...

00:09:33 - That's right, that's right, that's right.

00:09:35 - Indotomacoca, Indotomacoca.

00:09:37 - That's right, that's right, that's right.

00:09:38 - It's the most delicious than a crudita

00:09:41 - Cocuito.

00:09:42 - It's a coconut.

00:09:43 - And this is a cuva.

00:09:45 - It's delicious.

00:09:47 - It's a little bit salty.

00:09:48 - And you say, another cuvo, man.

00:09:50 - It's good to have a beer, Chinito.

00:09:52 - It's very good.

00:09:53 - It's very good.

00:09:55 - You're going to laugh.

00:09:56 - You're really going to laugh.

00:09:57 - You drank this the other day.

00:09:59 - You come here.

00:10:00 - I'll hold you.

00:10:02 - You know what I mean.

00:10:03 - They are buches.

00:10:04 - You're going to finish where I told you.

00:10:08 - You're already in the shower.

00:10:10 - No, no, no.

00:10:11 - I'm not going to go to the hotel.

00:10:13 - You're going to have a hot shower.

00:10:15 - Shake your head.

00:10:18 - Paris de Montigny.

00:10:19 - But with Marcaccio.

00:10:21 - Paris de Montigny.

00:10:22 - I'm a party guy.

00:10:23 - It's something Cristiano will never know because he's the one who drinks coke.

00:10:26 - He drinks coke.

00:10:27 - Very good.

00:10:28 - He drinks...

00:10:30 - Pepsi.

00:10:33 - He drinks coke.

00:10:35 - He drinks coke.

00:10:36 - You're doing a promotion in the Vincor, you know what I mean?

00:10:39 - I mean, you've done a couple of things, but I don't know what you're doing.

00:10:42 - You're a lunatic, you know what I mean?

00:10:45 - You know what I mean?

00:10:46 - You know what I mean?

00:10:47 - You know what I mean?

00:10:48 - You know what I mean?

00:10:49 - You know what I mean?

00:10:50 - You know what I mean?

00:10:51 - You know what I mean?

00:10:52 - You know what I mean?

00:10:53 - You know what I mean?

00:10:54 - You know what I mean?

00:10:55 - You know what I mean?

00:10:56 - You know what I mean?

00:10:57 - You know what I mean?

00:10:58 - You know what I mean?

00:10:59 - You know what I mean?

00:11:00 - You know what I mean?

00:11:01 - You know what I mean?

00:11:02 - You know what I mean?

00:11:03 - You know what I mean?

00:11:04 - And when you get up, you have to admit that the ass is getting up so fast.

00:11:08 - You have to be very careful, you have to be very careful.

00:11:10 - You have to be very careful, you have to be very careful.

00:11:12 - But well, I have to say, since I came here, I have to say goodbye.

00:11:14 - No, no, I have to say goodbye to the guy.

00:11:16 - I have to say goodbye.

00:11:18 - Goodbye.