Episodio 46: Noticias - La Sudafricana y sus 10 bebes

00:00:30 - Welcome to Entregatos.

00:00:32 - Why are you crying?

00:00:34 - Why are you crying?

00:00:36 - It's nothing.

00:00:38 - It was so happy.

00:00:40 - This note.

00:00:42 - So much life in a house.

00:00:44 - In a belly, man.

00:00:46 - In a belly.

00:00:48 - In a scrotum.

00:00:50 - In a scrotum.

00:00:52 - It's like a mangrove from Japan.

00:00:54 - It's like a mangrove from Japan.

00:00:56 - I'm not sure if you can see it.

00:00:58 - I'm not sure if you can see it.

00:01:00 - I'm not sure if you can see it.

00:01:04 - It's like playing with a powder house.

00:01:09 - It's like playing with blood.

00:01:12 - Well, it's a man who is really cool.

00:01:15 - And a woman who knows how to share.

00:01:18 - For everyone.

00:01:20 - So, just give us the note, please, guys.

00:01:22 - Guianos.

00:01:23 - A 37-year-old woman.

00:01:25 - And with risk, no?

00:01:27 - I mean, there is already...

00:01:29 - There is already...

00:01:31 - With risk of fulfilling your South African.

00:01:33 - Of course, in the city of Pretoria.

00:01:35 - No?

00:01:36 - Of course, yes.

00:01:37 - Ah, well, yes.

00:01:43 - It's the city of Pretoria, isn't it?

00:01:48 - Very Pretoria.

00:01:49 - It's the city of Pretoria, isn't it?

00:01:51 - This is...

00:01:53 - Common in Tugos, Papas, 7 children and 3 children.

00:01:57 - Well, ok, ok.

00:01:59 - If this was 1940, it's normal, right?

00:02:03 - What?

00:02:04 - Do you want to know?

00:02:05 - No, yes. 10 children, but separated.

00:02:07 - Not all together, man.

00:02:08 - But man, it's normal, man.

00:02:11 - All together?

00:02:12 - The Occupy, the Occupy Pass, man.

00:02:15 - But of different parents.

00:02:17 - Yes, you have the same bike, man.

00:02:19 - No, because they come in the same bike.

00:02:22 - How many seconds did one of the other take?

00:02:28 - In the photo.

00:02:32 - It depends on how many people.

00:02:36 - It's a thousand revolutions.

00:02:39 - This woman in South Africa, she started to feel more like a jachingo.

00:02:45 - It looked like a photo field inside.

00:02:48 - I have a lot of land in my hand.

00:02:52 - With me we are one and we complete the rest.

00:02:56 - He said go.

00:03:00 - I am a porter.

00:03:01 - I catch them.

00:03:02 - Well, I catch them.

00:03:03 - Well, they are sold well.

00:03:06 - They are sold well.

00:03:07 - They are sold well.

00:03:08 - And this lady did not know that she was pregnant.

00:03:11 - She did not know.

00:03:12 - She did not know.

00:03:13 - She did not know that she was pregnant.

00:03:14 - She did not know that she was pregnant.

00:03:15 - She did not know that she was pregnant.

00:03:16 - It's South African, dude.

00:03:17 - The carrot bite, it's not bite, it's not bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite, it's bite,

00:03:28 - I don't know if they'll fuck it up.

00:03:31 - Now you're saying that this woman from South African N...

00:03:37 - South African N...

00:03:39 - N-D? N-D?

00:03:41 - Noblesa...

00:03:43 - Because she's South African.

00:03:45 - N-D?

00:03:46 - Black.

00:03:47 - Damn!

00:03:49 - She has a lot of jokes.

00:03:51 - Well, I didn't know why I said N for the famous cacos family.

00:03:55 - I don't regret it, you know.

00:03:57 - I don't regret it.

00:03:59 - What do you do with the copy?

00:04:01 - Well, I broke a world record.

00:04:04 - It seemed like a world record that...

00:04:06 - I don't know if someone recognized the records.

00:04:10 - If you are in a community, in Africa, and suddenly you find out that there are people who give you money to break stupid records, you say,

00:04:22 - Well, I want money, you know.

00:04:24 - When do we do ten?

00:04:26 - It's not very African, it's very dirty.

00:04:29 - Well, they found out too.

00:04:31 - How do they know how to speak English?

00:04:33 - Ah, well...

00:04:35 - I don't know.

00:04:39 - It was in this place.

00:04:40 - Did you have ten children?

00:04:41 - Did you think they were going to give you my attention only for eight?

00:04:44 - I don't know.

00:04:45 - I don't know.

00:04:46 - I don't know.

00:04:47 - I don't know.

00:04:49 - I don't know.

00:04:50 - What do you mean?

00:04:50 - The ones from the Simpsons, right?

00:04:52 - The ones from the Apu's, right?

00:04:54 - Yes.

00:04:54 - They're going to give me a circus.

00:04:56 - They're going to keep me 8,000 dollars for 2500 dollars to get out of the boat.

00:05:02 - Man, 10 kids, man.

00:05:04 - I don't know how they're going to leave Chichis at the end.

00:05:06 - No, man.

00:05:08 - I don't know if they're going to do that.

00:05:11 - They're going to look like Tiroleses, those girls.

00:05:13 - No, no, no.

00:05:14 - They're going to end up in the knees, man.

00:05:17 - They're going to end up like that.

00:05:18 - Wait, wait, wait.

00:05:19 - I already had a formula.

00:05:20 - Did you have any children?

00:05:21 - I don't know.

00:05:22 - But I saw the wheels.

00:05:23 - I already had four.

00:05:24 - No, no, no, no.

00:05:25 - They were four.

00:05:26 - They were four.

00:05:27 - How do you say that?

00:05:28 - Camada, right?

00:05:29 - Yes, yes.

00:05:30 - Camada.

00:05:31 - Technically?

00:05:32 - Well, yes.

00:05:33 - I'm a little bit like the lady.

00:05:34 - How are you going to pay for them the kindle?

00:05:35 - The kindle.

00:05:36 - The kindle.

00:05:37 - You're going to be a good boy.

00:05:38 - The kindle.

00:05:39 - The last one came out of the pillow.

00:05:40 - No?

00:05:41 - Yes.

00:05:42 - I'm going to be a good boy.

00:05:43 - No?

00:05:44 - I'm going to be a good boy.

00:05:45 - I'm going to be a good boy.

00:05:46 - The last one already came out of the deadlock, right?

00:05:48 - I mean, it was like...

00:05:50 - The deadlock!

00:05:52 - No, it's like...

00:05:54 - If they come out of the deadlock, they'll be like...

00:05:56 - They'll be like...

00:05:58 - They'll be like...

00:06:00 - It's a man, man...

00:06:02 - This guy is making fire, he's making cigarettes...

00:06:04 - He's like...

00:06:08 - I really like cigarettes, but I like old cigarettes...

00:06:10 - I have...

00:06:12 - The record...

00:06:14 - It's not a record game, it's just a record game.

00:06:19 - I'm like, dude, are you sure it's a game?

00:06:22 - I don't think so.

00:06:23 - All the artists are going to send you a box of bread.

00:06:26 - Angelina, I'm going to send you three kids.

00:06:31 - Which one do you want?

00:06:32 - And this one.

00:06:33 - And I'm going to send you the other ones.

00:06:35 - I'm going to send you the other ones.

00:06:39 - I'm going to send you Batman, I'm going to send you the other ones.

00:06:43 - No, a churratado.

00:06:45 - The Robin.

00:06:46 - I want the paint.

00:06:48 - It's the Peje.

00:06:49 - It's the Peje.

00:06:50 - I want the paint.

00:06:52 - In the movie.

00:06:55 - Very good.

00:06:56 - Very good.

00:06:57 - Well, good.

00:06:58 - Are you not going to do anything?

00:06:59 - No, I'm not going to do anything.

00:07:01 - I'm not going to do anything.

00:07:02 - I think...

00:07:03 - Only the extreme poverty in Africa.

00:07:05 - Really?

00:07:06 - That's why it happens.

00:07:07 - That's why it happens.

00:07:08 - I think it was Monsanto.

00:07:10 - Monsanto.

00:07:11 - What?

00:07:12 - How many hours would they have worked on that project?

00:07:16 - About half an hour.

00:07:18 - Half an hour?

00:07:21 - Yes, 15 minutes.

00:07:22 - You don't think it's like a mummy, you know?

00:07:23 - In one hour it was hard, the hook was...

00:07:27 - Mummies, man.

00:07:28 - It was the first time.

00:07:29 - It was the same and it worked far away, man.

00:07:30 - It came with all the load of...

00:07:34 - It worked well.

00:07:35 - Imagine, the guy came white.

00:07:38 - It came out like this.

00:07:39 - How long did it take?

00:07:40 - I don't know.

00:07:41 - So she was going to go up like this...

00:07:45 - I don't know if she would have hit her with a fork...

00:07:47 - She would have hit the hand...

00:07:51 - She would have hit the hand...

00:07:52 - Don't take it from me...

00:07:54 - Okay.

00:07:56 - The bad thing is...

00:07:59 - What is the name of your mother?

00:08:00 - I don't know.

00:08:02 - This is tome.

00:08:04 - She is like...

00:08:06 - She is like this?

00:08:07 - She is like this?

00:08:09 - Esa es un tes.

00:08:10 - Esa es una pesa, se dice.

00:08:12 - Es bueno.

00:08:13 - Esto es testa, es bueno.

00:08:14 - Esta bien bendecida.

00:08:15 - Un chingo de bendicis.

00:08:16 - OK.

00:08:17 - Ven, weylo normal es que no te cogen, weylo.

00:08:20 - No, no te cogen, weylo.

00:08:23 - No, este, weyhille.

00:08:24 - Si le trae muy cojadas, es weylo.

00:08:27 - Weylo va, si le hizo un queso.

00:08:31 - Un chiquisazo, weylo.

00:08:32 - Te va a bajar, cabriche.

00:08:34 - Weylo, no, weylo.

00:08:35 - Un queso de bendicis.

00:08:37 - That's how you do it.

00:08:39 - You're running.

00:08:41 - You don't have a lot of protein.

00:08:43 - You don't have a lot of protein.

00:08:45 - But hey, I wish you a good one.

00:08:47 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:49 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:51 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:53 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:55 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:57 - I wish you a good one.

00:08:59 - I wish you a good one.

00:09:01 - I wish you a good one.

00:09:03 - A good one.

00:09:05 - I've done it before, man.

00:09:06 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:07 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:08 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:09 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:10 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:11 - I've done it before, man.

00:09:12 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:13 - I'm gonna do it.

00:09:14 - I can imagine.

00:09:15 - There's no bathroom, man.

00:09:16 - This is it, guys.

00:09:17 - God!

00:09:18 - Bye!