Episodio 48: Noticias - El Socavón de Puebla

00:00:30 - What's up, man?

00:00:31 - What's up, man?

00:00:32 - I don't know what you're doing.

00:00:33 - That's how it starts.

00:00:34 - I don't know what you're doing with the cat.

00:00:36 - Very good, very good.

00:00:37 - Even the dogs are saved.

00:00:39 - I thought you were going to put a pinche on my face.

00:00:41 - You said wow.

00:00:42 - I'm going to put a pinche on you, man.

00:00:44 - Okay.

00:00:45 - On the other hand...

00:00:46 - I'm going to put my gloves on so I don't know where to put them.

00:00:48 - Okay.

00:00:49 - Oh, man.

00:00:50 - Very good.

00:00:51 - Ready?

00:00:52 - Are you ready?

00:00:53 - Ready?

00:00:54 - Are you ready?

00:00:55 - Thank you.

00:00:56 - One more week.

00:00:57 - Thank you.

00:00:58 - Thank you very much.

00:00:59 - One more week.

00:01:00 - Thank you very much.

00:01:01 - Where the dogs are saved, but they don't know how to put the microphones right.

00:01:05 - Yes.

00:01:06 - Not even the cameras.

00:01:07 - The camera is fine.

00:01:08 - Why?

00:01:09 - The camera can turn on.

00:01:10 - Very good.

00:01:11 - There are many dogs that I know and I will tell you that yesterday that pinch was over.

00:01:15 - Really?

00:01:16 - Which ones?

00:01:17 - No, no, no.

00:01:18 - Just tell me.

00:01:19 - Who do you think it is?

00:01:20 - Today we are going to talk about a problem that has the town and the nation.

00:01:23 - The people, right?

00:01:24 - How much?

00:01:25 - Yes, in effect.

00:01:26 - It's a good idea.

00:01:27 - I'll give you a pinch so you can run and see.

00:01:29 - I'm good at painting.

00:01:30 - Are you good?

00:01:30 - I'm good.

00:01:31 - In fact, no.

00:01:32 - It's the principle that every little pinch will be a book.

00:01:35 - Wait.

00:01:36 - God, they're so...

00:01:38 - They're so huge that they even put palomitas.

00:01:42 - They sell them in the fridge.

00:01:43 - They eat them in the fridge.

00:01:44 - They eat them in the fridge.

00:01:45 - They've been looking for food in the fridge.

00:01:48 - It's an adventure now.

00:01:49 - Yes.

00:01:49 - Well...

00:01:50 - We already know what we're talking about.

00:01:52 - From El Socavón de Puebla.

00:01:54 - El Socavón.

00:01:55 - It's a jazz, man.

00:01:56 - Okay, jazz.

00:01:57 - It's a pincho.

00:01:58 - How many...

00:01:59 - How many weeks have you been playing?

00:02:00 - How many weeks?

00:02:01 - It depends.

00:02:02 - You've been here for like two weeks?

00:02:04 - Three.

00:02:05 - Two or three weeks?

00:02:06 - Yes.

00:02:07 - If you can, do you want to add a little bit to the news?

00:02:09 - Ah!

00:02:10 - Ah!

00:02:11 - Ah!

00:02:12 - It's a town.

00:02:13 - The only thing I'm disappointed about is that I don't know where it is.

00:02:17 - I don't know if it's Cholula or something.

00:02:19 - Cholula.

00:02:20 - It's a town.

00:02:21 - It's a town.

00:02:22 - It's a town.

00:02:23 - We understand that it's a town.

00:02:24 - Why can't you bring a governor?

00:02:27 - He's a very smart guy, isn't he?

00:02:29 - That's the other guy, the Helicopter.

00:02:36 - We're talking about the guy with the face.

00:02:39 - We don't know if he's between a consented boy or a guy who has...

00:02:44 - Inalantes.

00:02:45 - Inalantes.

00:02:47 - Inervantes.

00:02:49 - But, you know, he has a lot of flaws, but look, he has poblans.

00:02:53 - We are going to imitate the Caltecas.

00:02:55 - What is the only famous thing that has town?

00:02:58 - That Quim played there.

00:02:59 - And now?

00:03:00 - No, I have no idea.

00:03:02 - The black quarbon of Noctoledon town.

00:03:04 - Ah!

00:03:05 - I got it.

00:03:06 - What else?

00:03:07 - The...

00:03:08 - What is it called?

00:03:09 - The typical food?

00:03:11 - The moly that you love.

00:03:12 - The moly that you love.

00:03:13 - The moly that you love.

00:03:14 - Ah!

00:03:15 - Do you like those pendejadas?

00:03:16 - Camote.

00:03:17 - Semita.

00:03:18 - Ah!

00:03:19 - Semita?

00:03:20 - Semita, the semita.

00:03:21 - And now it's Ocabon.

00:03:24 - But the sad thing is that they fell down two dogs.

00:03:29 - They jumped and I bought my tour to see Ocabon.

00:03:33 - They were dead.

00:03:34 - There are only five peasants and they don't do anything.

00:03:36 - There are only two peasants.

00:03:38 - There are only five peasants and they already have like ten children.

00:03:41 - They are already covered.

00:03:42 - So what is that turquoise going to say to Poato? Six Flags and then Ocabon?

00:03:46 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:03:48 - What do you do with Rock's toys?

00:03:50 - I don't know.

00:03:52 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:03:54 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:03:56 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:03:58 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:00 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:02 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:04 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:06 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:08 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:10 - I don't know what you're talking about.

00:04:12 - I don't know.

00:04:14 - It was a good time to buy something.

00:04:16 - It doesn't take long for Luisito to tell us about it.

00:04:19 - They probably left.

00:04:20 - Yes, they left.

00:04:21 - I don't know.

00:04:22 - Those guys bring the news.

00:04:23 - I remember the opportunity of Luisito.

00:04:25 - He said,

00:04:26 - What I found in the drawer.

00:04:29 - It's a mobile phone.

00:04:31 - It's an old Uwe.

00:04:33 - Restrooms.

00:04:35 - Did you bring the house?

00:04:36 - Yes, I brought it.

00:04:37 - It went like a walk.

00:04:38 - Yes, I did.

00:04:39 - But it's part of the house.

00:04:41 - It was a great novel where the government of Puebla replied, we are going to a land to build your house, it's free

00:04:51 - They gave him a house foot

00:04:54 - Pichecasonón with the ground behind

00:04:57 - This was not a big house foot

00:04:58 - They recorded the tocabonga

00:05:01 - Ok, Mr. Tocabonga, we're going to do it

00:05:02 - In fact, I heard that the World Rally wants to do

00:05:07 - Now the rally in Puebla

00:05:08 - They're jumping out of his head.

00:05:09 - No, I don't believe it!

00:05:11 - I'm running and...

00:05:13 - And you're going to throw it in the air.

00:05:16 - So he can go faster.

00:05:17 - Ah, the most famous guy in the world, I don't know.

00:05:21 - But...

00:05:22 - What did I expect?

00:05:24 - I mean, I mean...

00:05:24 - I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean...

00:05:27 - I mean, I'm sure you like this town.

00:05:29 - No, actually not.

00:05:30 - It's really cool to be in the town.

00:05:31 - Yeah...

00:05:32 - But the people don't get it.

00:05:34 - I mean, they are still hunting each other.

00:05:35 - They're still hunting, they're hunting...

00:05:36 - That's a great idea.

00:05:37 - No, I don't know what I'm talking about.

00:05:39 - That's a Nahuatl.

00:05:41 - No, Nahuatl.

00:05:42 - We're with the...

00:05:43 - That's...

00:05:44 - What else?

00:05:45 - No, no.

00:05:46 - We're from the town.

00:05:48 - If you have any questions...

00:05:49 - What are you talking about?

00:05:50 - We're from the town.

00:05:51 - We're from the town.

00:05:52 - And well...

00:05:54 - And that's it.

00:05:55 - Well, the town is sinking.

00:05:56 - It's making a pinch of...

00:05:58 - Oyazo.

00:05:59 - Oyazo.

00:06:00 - And they compare it to the hell door of...

00:06:04 - I think it's in a house.

00:06:06 - Not even a little bit.

00:06:07 - It's a little bit of a mess.

00:06:09 - It's very, very...

00:06:10 - The one you're learning from.

00:06:12 - Yes, I'm an old-fashioned fish.

00:06:15 - What did he say?

00:06:16 - Yes, it's true.

00:06:17 - No, no, no.

00:06:18 - It's a mine, man.

00:06:20 - And it was coming out of the gas.

00:06:21 - What are you talking about?

00:06:23 - I thought it was the mining machine.

00:06:25 - A mine that was coming out of the gas.

00:06:27 - It was a mine, man.

00:06:29 - I think it was carbon.

00:06:31 - Carbon?

00:06:32 - And it started to smell of gas, and one of the mines was coming out.

00:06:35 - How many years do you have to learn?

00:06:37 - Who is going to win the cup?

00:06:39 - The three of you!

00:06:41 - It's been years!

00:06:43 - It's been a long time!

00:06:45 - It's been a long time!

00:06:47 - It's been a long time!

00:06:49 - How many years do you have to learn?

00:06:51 - Do you have a solution for that shit?

00:06:53 - Do you want some water?

00:06:55 - No!

00:06:57 - It's a problem!

00:06:59 - Okay, I got it!

00:07:01 - You're going to collect it in no time!

00:07:03 - The other ones, those are the mechas.

00:07:05 - They demand...

00:07:06 - Yes, because they were the only ones.

00:07:08 - Very good, very good.

00:07:09 - They demand that all the problems be solved.

00:07:12 - Or at least the governor, each one of us.

00:07:15 - That he raises his hand.

00:07:17 - That he raises his hand, the one who is in favor.

00:07:20 - Ok.

00:07:21 - The important thing here is that two dogs fell, they brought them alive, then a spiky.

00:07:25 - Is it the same?

00:07:26 - Is it the same?

00:07:27 - Is it the same?

00:07:28 - The people didn't understand that the spiky wanted to end with his life,

00:07:31 - No, I don't want to live.

00:07:33 - There's a snake, there's a pig, there's a pig.

00:07:35 - Positive is a curtain.

00:07:37 - You're going to make a pig, you're going to make a pig, because you know how to play with a pig, and save the pig.

00:07:42 - In the meantime you're going to see black bears.

00:07:44 - In fact, there's the solution, that is, black bears, two months after the birth of the pig, and the people are going to cover it up, they're going to start to sell bodies, diapers, socks, helicopters,

00:07:59 - Opposite to Pina and Cuyen

00:08:01 - The dignity that they have

00:08:03 - The dignity that they have

00:08:05 - But just like they grab it on their faces

00:08:07 - They have good seeds

00:08:09 - And their good seeds too

00:08:11 - Well, the message of this news is that

00:08:13 - We hope that all the people of Puebla will die

00:08:15 - No, no, no

00:08:17 - Not all the people of Puebla

00:08:19 - Nothing bad is going to happen

00:08:21 - Nothing bad is going to happen

00:08:23 - This has given us more

00:08:25 - No, this is going to be fine

00:08:27 - Que se te各位 de tu pueblo!

00:08:28 - Los queremos mucho!

00:08:29 - Visite Puebla!

00:08:31 - Compre en su calavera!

00:08:32 - Que chulo es Puebla!

00:08:33 - Visite Puebla!

00:08:34 - Visite Puebla!

00:08:35 - Visite de Socavon!

00:08:37 - Visite de Socavon!

00:08:38 - Visite de Socavon!

00:08:40 - Asi vignas los campotenas!

00:08:40 - Se van a Puebla y se chingen unos camo.

00:08:42 - Adios!

00:08:43 - Adios!