Episodio 3: Noticias - Biden le dice @s3s!n0 a Putin

00:00:30 - The End

00:00:33 - Welcome to Entregatos

00:00:34 - Welcome

00:00:36 - A podcast where we welcome you to the eyes

00:00:39 - Welcome

00:00:42 - We bring vodka, we bring vodka

00:00:43 - You bring us a drink

00:00:45 - We bring us skis

00:00:46 - We bring us skis, we bring us bad things

00:00:48 - We bring us bad things

00:00:49 - We bring us bad things

00:00:51 - Look, if we bring the adventures of the PGW

00:00:54 - We bring us bad things

00:00:55 - We bring us bad things

00:00:57 - Let it go, let my head come out

00:00:59 - Leave me alone, old man, you look beautiful.

00:01:01 - What are we going to talk about today?

00:01:03 - Who are you?

00:01:05 - Old man, right?

00:01:07 - Old man, right?

00:01:09 - What do you mean by old man?

00:01:11 - Old man

00:01:13 - How old are you?

00:01:15 - Each one has 78

00:01:17 - How old are you?

00:01:19 - I'm about 70

00:01:21 - Oh, really?

00:01:23 - You look much younger than me.

00:01:25 - You look much younger than me.

00:01:27 - Because the guy hits you.

00:01:29 - Yes, he hits you.

00:01:31 - He hits you, he hits you.

00:01:33 - He hits you, he hits you.

00:01:35 - He hits you whatever it is.

00:01:37 - He hits you.

00:01:39 - He hits you, he hits you.

00:01:41 - And above all, he hits you.

00:01:43 - And from time to time.

00:01:45 - Cachetadita.

00:01:47 - Alcrystal.

00:01:49 - Alcrystal.

00:01:51 - Alcrystal, Alcrystal.

00:01:53 - That's why I always look at you.

00:01:55 - You're 68 years old.

00:01:57 - Oh, yeah.

00:01:58 - So it's different from 10 years old.

00:02:00 - Different from time to time.

00:02:01 - Yes, of course.

00:02:02 - Different thoughts.

00:02:03 - You're going to have a great time.

00:02:05 - Thank you, thank you.

00:02:06 - Different country.

00:02:07 - Different from everything.

00:02:08 - Similar strengths.

00:02:09 - Pension.

00:02:10 - Pension.

00:02:11 - Pension.

00:02:12 - Pension.

00:02:13 - Pension.

00:02:14 - Pension.

00:02:15 - Pension.

00:02:16 - Pension.

00:02:17 - Pension.

00:02:18 - Pension.

00:02:19 - Pension.

00:02:20 - Pension.

00:02:21 - Pension.

00:02:22 - Pension.

00:02:23 - Pension.

00:02:24 - He's worried about me.

00:02:26 - He's worried about me.

00:02:27 - I'm worried about someone telling me to remove my assets from the website.

00:02:30 - Yes, of course.

00:02:31 - What happened?

00:02:32 - What happened?

00:02:33 - What happened, my friend?

00:02:34 - What happened?

00:02:35 - What happened?

00:02:36 - I got it!

00:02:37 - I got it!

00:02:38 - I got it!

00:02:39 - He replied like this.

00:02:41 - Like this.

00:02:42 - Like this.

00:02:43 - Like all the ancients respond in Mexico.

00:02:45 - Like this.

00:02:46 - An ancian.

00:02:47 - Suddenly he said an anciano.

00:02:48 - What happened?

00:02:49 - An anciano.

00:02:50 - Suddenly he said an anciano.

00:02:51 - What the hell?

00:02:52 - It happened that he came back to me in 1990, man.

00:02:55 - He arrived on his bike.

00:02:56 - You know?

00:02:57 - He had a bike.

00:02:58 - He was born in 1989.

00:02:59 - I saw him here.

00:03:00 - I saw him naked.

00:03:01 - But what happened?

00:03:02 - Well...

00:03:03 - It turns out that in his childhood, he was an old Mexican.

00:03:05 - He woke up one day in the morning and saw that by the angle, he said to Putin,

00:03:10 - I kill you and you're going to pay.

00:03:13 - He said, Joto, I think.

00:03:14 - I told him,

00:03:15 - I tell him,

00:03:16 - I tell him,

00:03:17 - I tell him,

00:03:18 - I tell him,

00:03:19 - I tell him,

00:03:20 - I tell him,

00:03:21 - That he dances like a pretty girl

00:03:23 - There are some things in the house

00:03:25 - Oh, you're so cheeky

00:03:27 - You have your mom

00:03:29 - Oh, but your mom doesn't dance

00:03:31 - Mamushka says

00:03:33 - What?

00:03:35 - Oh, you're Mamushka Mesta

00:03:37 - He answers the other one

00:03:39 - In English

00:03:41 - Mamushkation

00:03:43 - Mamushkation says

00:03:45 - Mamushkation News

00:03:47 - The translator was Peña Nieto

00:03:49 - It was me, it was me.

00:03:51 - But hey, you know what?

00:03:53 - Biden in a fucking meeting that he had.

00:03:55 - In his raw?

00:03:57 - It's more secure, man.

00:03:59 - In his secondary effects of his AstraZeneca, the one that he's been wearing for three times.

00:04:03 - He's been wearing it for three times.

00:04:05 - He's been wearing it for three times, man.

00:04:07 - He's a heroine.

00:04:09 - And he's trying to say it.

00:04:11 - Listen, fucking Putin is a murderer, man.

00:04:15 - He's a son of a bitch.

00:04:17 - They are using it to eat dead people.

00:04:19 - They throw me hair, I don't know what to do with it.

00:04:23 - And they throw me ver遠, and the Chilean does it beautifully and I don't know what else to do.

00:04:26 - You know why you are making fun of me.

00:04:28 - And they all throw people inside the mud.

00:04:31 - So seriously?

00:04:32 - They got me out of the water, if my seal fell.

00:04:34 - Where did it come from, man?

00:04:35 - I went from the義wa, I just caught the mud, I went out of the water like a pig.

00:04:39 - I went out of the water like a pig.

00:04:42 - I want to go out of the water.

00:04:43 - I called the police.

00:04:44 - Yeah, but with those two three, there was already a contestation of part of the Russian Motherland.

00:05:13 - With an image of the red button that you still have from the 73, right?

00:05:16 - Yes.

00:05:16 - The guy who made the button open at the end.

00:05:19 - Like the Russian ones, dude.

00:05:20 - All screwed up, dude.

00:05:21 - In fact, the button fell on the spring, right?

00:05:24 - In fact, it's the same one from Chernobyl.

00:05:29 - He sent me a picture of the red button, and I came with the red button, so I didn't want to press the red button.

00:05:34 - But it's already hung up, dude.

00:05:35 - So he sent it back like this.

00:05:36 - Look, dude.

00:05:37 - From head to toe.

00:05:38 - Apart from the Pussy Riots, like this.

00:05:40 - Oh, whatever.

00:05:42 - Stop, stop, stop!

00:05:44 - Stop a little bit, I mean, stop a little bit, put it right in the middle, it's easy there.

00:05:48 - Oh!

00:05:50 - I'm going to touch a fucking square, you're cursing me and you're going to say kill me?

00:05:53 - Oh!

00:05:55 - Bring me the button!

00:05:57 - And the button does the photo of the guy hanging.

00:06:00 - Which of all of them, boss?

00:06:02 - All of them.

00:06:04 - I'm not a murderer.

00:06:06 - The one of my brother.

00:06:08 - And the answer, Putin, I'm not an abuser.

00:06:11 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:06:41 - Maybe we're going to have a rainstorm with all the kids.

00:06:45 - Yeah, we're going to have a rainstorm with all the kids.

00:06:46 - Putin doesn't go with mom, do you remember?

00:06:48 - When he was the head of Obama, with the food, with the brand that he puts on top of the pinches.

00:06:55 - That's a type of war.

00:06:57 - And there goes the stage, sorry.

00:06:59 - Jalif, you're going to be taken as the most political one than you.

00:07:02 - Oh, OK.

00:07:03 - OK.

00:07:04 - Mom, we're going to go up right now.

00:07:06 - Look.

00:07:06 - The stage, the most cabron stage,

00:07:09 - I'm going to do it in Venezuela, Papito.

00:07:11 - Ah.

00:07:12 - What's wrong with having children?

00:07:14 - What's wrong with having children?

00:07:16 - Creatures.

00:07:17 - Everything.

00:07:18 - Think about the creatures.

00:07:19 - Why?

00:07:20 - Are you going to do it in Venezuela?

00:07:21 - From who?

00:07:22 - From the United States.

00:07:23 - No way.

00:07:24 - No way.

00:07:25 - No way.

00:07:26 - You're going to screw it up too.

00:07:28 - Yeah, man.

00:07:29 - You're going to do it all day?

00:07:30 - Okay.

00:07:31 - No way.

00:07:32 - You're going to do it all day.

00:07:33 - You're going to do it all day.

00:07:34 - You're going to do it all day.

00:07:35 - No way.

00:07:36 - You're going to do it all day.

00:07:37 - Do you know what it is about?

00:07:39 - Not openly, but with this one.

00:07:41 - More?

00:07:42 - No, man.

00:07:43 - You're going to calm down.

00:07:45 - Now, Putin is going to ask you to analyze what your cousin said.

00:07:51 - He already did.

00:07:52 - And what?

00:07:53 - He already answered.

00:07:54 - He asked for an apology.

00:07:56 - He already answered.

00:07:57 - Yes.

00:07:58 - And do you know when he's going to apologize to your cousin?

00:08:01 - Next week.

00:08:02 - You're not going to do it.

00:08:04 - No.

00:08:05 - There, there, there.

00:08:06 - Nice, the table is already shaking.

00:08:08 - So, how does a merge of 5.9?

00:08:12 - Yes, a shake up on it.

00:08:13 - Oh, that was very sisterly.

00:08:16 - But it doesn't go any closer.

00:08:18 - The middle of the U.S., right?

00:08:20 - Aah, well, well.

00:08:21 - Well, in a minute, they took the answer from Putissa.

00:08:25 - Putissa.

00:08:26 - She says the message, Vaiden.

00:08:27 - She comes up, Putissa says, bring your people, I want to talk.

00:08:31 - Putissa says it.

00:08:32 - So, let's make a round, right?

00:08:35 - Potelejos, calm down, I'll make you some toasts.

00:08:38 - Now, look.

00:08:39 - Ah!

00:08:40 - I'm going to send you Sputnik with your Sputnik.

00:08:42 - I'm going to send you the Sputniks, Piratas.

00:08:44 - Ah!

00:08:45 - And follow him.

00:08:46 - And your table won't have anymore.

00:08:49 - Ah!

00:08:50 - I'm going to leave my bank account.

00:08:52 - Ah, it's not Trom's daughter.

00:08:53 - Ah!

00:08:54 - Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:08:55 - For example, your wife.

00:08:56 - Ah!

00:08:57 - Almost.

00:08:58 - You're the wife of Trom's wife.

00:09:00 - Yes, yes, yes.

00:09:01 - Okay.

00:09:02 - What's the point?

00:09:04 - This is going to be a mess.

00:09:05 - Yes, it's going to be a mess.

00:09:07 - Always when, don't.

00:09:08 - There are always the teachers and the mother who are going to make the dog calm down, right?

00:09:12 - Yes, yes, yes.

00:09:13 - But if we want to do a show there, there's always going to be a joke.

00:09:15 - We're going to put it on the microphone.

00:09:17 - Ah!

00:09:17 - There's always going to be a joke.

00:09:19 - You're going to talk about that.

00:09:20 - Ah, okay.

00:09:21 - Go to your house to talk.

00:09:22 - No, no, no, no.

00:09:24 - I think it's good that it's...

00:09:26 - No, obviously it's not good.

00:09:28 - No, no, no.

00:09:29 - And then...

00:09:30 - And less in these fucking moments.

00:09:32 - Okay.

00:09:33 - We are in Cema Fora Mani and we are going to save again.

00:09:36 - We are going to give you a follow up.

00:09:38 - Oh, of course!

00:09:39 - It will be a biological war, it's going to be a fight among people.

00:09:42 - Again?

00:09:43 - That's why mom.

00:09:44 - They are going to get to the ranks, they are going to fight.

00:09:46 - They gave me three little stars, right?

00:09:48 - They gave me a mental rear-guard, I stop the ego, I get it.

00:09:52 - They are coming to me.

00:09:53 - It's russian!

00:09:54 - It's russian!

00:09:55 - They are going to russian!

00:09:56 - It's russian!

00:09:57 - It's russian!

00:09:58 - Ah!

00:09:59 - They are coming to me with a cable, I'll go from...

00:10:02 - I'm sending something to Russia to try it out.

00:10:06 - Son, you can't go to the mall if you want to go to Russia.

00:10:09 - You can't go up a hill and go down to the other side.

00:10:13 - That's why it's called Mumbai.

00:10:15 - Well, we'll give you a follow-up, right?

00:10:18 - Here.

00:10:19 - This guy.

00:10:20 - If you follow me right now, it's not where I'm going to end up.

00:10:24 - With a lot of vodka.

00:10:25 - Yes, we're going to see who's going to give us his opinion.

00:10:27 - It's going to be great.

00:10:28 - No, we're not going to have any.

00:10:30 - Oh!

00:10:31 - So you have to send a greeting to someone, right?

00:10:33 - Yes!

00:10:34 - Send a greeting?

00:10:35 - No, but someone who does see us.

00:10:39 - No, but I don't feel...

00:10:41 - A greeting to Alejandra, from León, and to Chuy.

00:10:44 - And to Chuy.

00:10:45 - And to Chuy.

00:10:46 - A greeting to Chuy.

00:10:47 - So you don't tell us where he is, bro.

00:10:48 - Where the hell are you from, Chuy?

00:10:51 - We already lost him, man!

00:10:54 - I'm a nephew of...

00:10:56 - I'm a nephew of...

00:10:58 - I'm Chuy!

00:10:59 - Yes I know, it was my first time

00:11:01 - So a greeting to Alejandro, what?

00:11:04 - To Alejandro, Alejandro de Alejandro de Leonardo

00:11:07 - Which is cool

00:11:08 - Yes, it is

00:11:09 - We're gonna have a funny laugh

00:11:10 - And how many to Alejandro de Leonardo

00:11:12 - There's a lot of shit

00:11:14 - But I hope you are not like a son of a bitch

00:11:16 - I'm not like Ilineji either

00:11:17 - No, no

00:11:18 - It's a greeting to Ilineji

00:11:20 - To the one who doesn't say hello

00:11:22 - To Chui who didn't tell us where we are

00:11:24 - To Chui

00:11:25 - And to Alejandro

00:11:26 - But for him it's a generic Chui

00:11:28 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:30 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:32 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:34 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:36 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:38 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:40 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:42 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:44 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:46 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:48 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:50 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:52 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:54 - Kiss on the Llanos

00:11:56 - ¡A unos!

00:11:57 - ¡Adiós!

00:11:58 - ¡Bah!